tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-106839882011-12-13T18:45:30.908-08:00The Senior Playboy Club is dedicated to senior playboys from around the world. The Senior Playboy Club is where seniors meet to discuss GIRLS and women. Open to all men of any age! Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.comBlogger701100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1166985764934457562006-12-24T10:40:00.000-08:002006-12-24T10:49:26.723-08:00By Leonardo Di Casanova<br /><br />There is an international community of men who are striving to be better with women. There have always been men who could get women in the sack and there has always been the major majority of men who just don’t get it.<br /><br />Western society, feminatzis, and women’s equality movements have made it harder and harder for today’s man to get laid.<br />The seduction community was born in the mid- eighties and many consider the founding father to be Ross Jeffries, Neuro Linguistic Programming (NLP) techniques called "Speed Seduction" (SS). R. Don Steele helped men over thirty-five lay young chics. He was influenced by Ayn Rand. The first man to actually pop the cork on pick up and seduction before the community was born was Eric Weber with his 1970 book How to Pick Up Girls.<br /><br />The community began to grow as men exchanged information through internet forums and groups. Hundreds of clubs around the world were formed called lairs. This subculture is simply referred to as the community. Thus the pick up artists were born. Many these pick up artists were simply computer geeks who uncovered the basic rules of pick up and seduction. One of the most famous self-taught geeks is Mystery (Erik Von Markovik). He in turn taught another bald headed geek named Neil Strauss given the name Style by Mystery. Fortunately for the community and for Style and Mystery Neil Strauss’s book “the Game” reached the New York Times best seller list. In reality both men only had sex with not more than a few hundred women before they entered into a relationship and settled down. They got the very disease that they named called One-it-is. (A term they created when a player is taken out of the game for the love of just one woman).<br /><br /> In contrast there are men like the late Wilt Chamberlain and today’s Elvis Preston King who have slept with over 20,000 women! Elvis Preston King is a player, playboy, ladies man and pick up artist who has been in the game for over forty years and has seduced an average of one to three women per day for forty years. Cliff from cliffslist.com who has a site dedicated to pick up and seduction travels the world looking for the truly greats in pick up and seduction whether they are members of the community or not. He flew to the Dominican Republic to meet this great pick up artist, Elvis Preston King and had this to say about the King after a five day visit, “Elvis claims to be the world’s greatest pick up artist and that he sleeps with one to three women per day, believe it or not, it’s true.” Mystery had challenged Elvis to a show down on the internet but new in his heart that he wouldn’t even have a chance against this great and experienced guru in real life competition. Even though Elvis never knew of the community he was light years ahead of the other guys in the seduction community. The other guys in the seduction community are children next to this great and experienced pick up artist guru, Elvis Preston King. The community stars were immediately threatened that the great King would take all of the dvd, cd and workshop market so the top guys in the community plotted to keep the truth away from the community. A political movement against Elvis had begun. Elvis told me that he was too old to do workshops flying from city to city and staying up all night. Elvis is a natural and great at department store and street pick up. He gets laid before most guys even get ready to go out clubbing. Cliff invited Elvis to the 2006 Cliffs List Convention in Montreal Canada where he spoke at the convention and while the other guys were speaking he was out in the street pulling women back to the hotel and to the convention. Cliff hired a movie crew to follow the King around. Women interviewed after being approached by Elvis were in awe of the King and said that he looks good, smells good and probably tastes good also. I am sure many girls in Canada found out just how good the King tastes. This guy is just out of this world he is superior with women. Elvis puts on what he calls get laid workshops. Unlike other workshops where the guys focus on kiss closes and approaches, the King focuses on actually picking up women and getting laid. There are several reports of these workshops posted over at his Bachelor Dream Tours blog.<br /><br />Other pick up artists and seduction gurus have emerged. There is a lot of eye gouging and internet flaming amongst the competing methods.<br /><br />The guy who seems to have taken the art most seriously is David Deangelo. He quickly surrounded himself with men who are great with women such as Brent, and Rick H. He put out cd and dvds that are of a very good quality and it appears he is raking in the bucks. While he is not a natural by any means he certainly was smart enough to surround himself with naturals and great ladies men. He teaches a good game.<br /><br />Workshops: <br />Elvis Preston King<br />Brent<br />Brad P<br />Bad Boy<br />Mystery Method<br />Pick up 101<br />Fidentia<br />Attract and Date<br />RSD<br />The Approach<br />Charisma Arts<br /><br />Other notables pick up artist and seduction gurus are: <br />Bad Boy, Juggler, Stephen Nash, (Playboy LA), Juggler, Tyler Durden, Zan, Lance Mason, and David Shade (threesomes expert with bi-sexual women).<br /><br />The author’s best guess list of best pick up artists <br /><br />Number ONE: ELVIS PRESTON KING<br /><br />Huge Gap……………………………………………….<br /><br />2. Rick H<br />3. Brent<br />4. Brad P<br />5. David Deangelo<br />6. Badboy<br />7. Swingcatt<br />8. Mystery<br />9. Style<br /><br />10. Lance Mason<br /><br />Names to watch for in the community include: Gunwitch, Shark, Maddash, Steve Piccus, Road King, Cameron, (the One), Masterclass, Hypnotica, Craig, Jlaix, Christophe, Sickboy, Harmless, Merovinigian, Dave M, Toecutter, Bishop, DJ, Carlos Xuma, Chet, Adam Gilad, Clint Arthur, Payton Kayne, Nick (playboyskool), Michael (dating wizard), Nige, Robert Ruffo, Stripped, Rion Williams, David Wygant, Alex Benzer, Doc, DJ, Sin, Stephane, Will, Blake Richards, Leonardo Di Casanova, (Rome Italy), Alberto Prince (Elvis Preston King’s wingman) and last but not least Kyle Starr. Kyle Starr is a twenty two year old pick up artist who Elvis has taught the Elvis Preston King Method to and Elvis hopes he can carry the Elvis baton into the twenty- second century!<br /><br />Let the community live and prosper. With all the miserable men in the world who don’t know the first thing about meeting women this is community is truly a blessing to mankind. Yes that includes women. Women want to meet a real MAN every once in a while.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-116698576493445756?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1162005408189965782006-10-27T20:15:00.000-07:002006-10-27T20:16:48.200-07:00No man wants to admit that he is not good with women. But the fact is that most men do not know the first thing about getting laid and picking up and seducing women.<br /><br />Pick up and seduction is just like any other skill and talent. Some men are naturals but even naturals need to know how to get laid. They also need practice just like in baseball.<br /><br />For example most men usually get married eventually and then most men usually end up divorced. That time spent in marriage generally prohibits a man from being a player in the game. No practice. The skills are gone if the guy ever had any to begin with. <br /><br />Many women have turned into Feminatzi’s and the game is harder than ever to play. A new breed of pick up artists, playboys, ladies men, dating experts has emerged to help the guys who don’t understand the game to learn the game. Professional pick up artists.<br /><br />My name is Elvis Preston King and I am the oldest most successful ladies man, player, playboy, pick up artist, seduction artist on the planet. I pick up tons of hot young beautiful women and girls. I have been at it for over forty years. I am the best. I have had pick up artists challenge me and I always get more girls in the sack at the end of the night than any other man. I have averaged one to three girls in the sack per day for over forty years. I was not slowed down by a wife and I am the most experienced playboy to surface in the twenty-first century. I have bedded so many women that I do NOT like to mention the number because no one can believe or conceive the truth and the number of hot babes that I have seduced. No bragging, just pure fact. I am a professional pick up artist and I pick up girls for me and for other guys. It is my first love and my hobby but with my claim to fame I decided to do it professionally. It is a lot of fun for me to show off my skills to guys from around the world and to get my clients laid and get myself laid. No one has been able to match my skill. Here is where the problem comes along. When I tell a guy that I can help him get laid it is hard for a guy to admit that he needs help in the first place. Most guys would rather hang onto their macho pride than let me help them. If I were in their shoes and did not get the kind of women in the sack that I desire and I new a guy like myself I would stalk the guy for his help. Guys like Elvis Preston King aren’t around every corner.<br /><br />For an average macho man to try to compete with me to see who can bed the most chics would be like an average guy trying to pick a fight with the world champion of boxing. He wouldn’t have a chance. I have consistently bedded over one to three girls per day for forty years. Even when I am sick I bed the nurses if I can move. Yes I am a sex addict.<br /><br />The other thing is that young guys resist hiring me because they just can’t stand it because an old fart can get all those young hot babes. <br /><br />These macho guys get lucky once in a while but they just don’t know what they are missing by NOT hanging out with the REAL world’s greatest pick up artist, verified over and over again. Just do a google search and you can find hundreds of articles explaining my abilities and accomplishments with women.<br /><br />So, if you are a macho man, or an alpha male with a big ego and if you are not getting laid every day like you would like to, forget your pride and call the King, Elvis Preston King. Don’t let my appearance and my age fool you. I get laid every single day and I never have sex with the same girl two days in a row, easy enough to verify by simply getting an appointment to hang out with Elvis Preston King. Call Elvis at 809-720-3259 or email loverboybachelor@yahoo.com<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-116200540818996578?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1161539868540424372006-10-22T10:56:00.000-07:002006-10-22T10:57:48.550-07:00Will It Work? <br /><br />Of course it will work but you have to know how to pull it of off.<br />While no statistics are readily available, older man-younger woman couples have long existed and may be becoming more prevalent and more socially acceptable. In certain Hollywood and corporate circles, especially among financially successful men, the practice is so common that these younger women, usually second wives, have been given the disparaging nickname of "trophy wives." <br />Medical advancements are helping this merger of the generations become more realistic than ever. Erectile enhancing drugs such as Viagra have allowed many older men to continue an active sex life. At the same time, new fertility treatments have extended the childbearing years for women, making possible families like that of author Saul Bellow, who became a father at age 85 this year when his 44-year-old wife gave birth. <br /><br />My name is Elvis Preston King I am the world’s greatest senior playboy. I have landed myself a spot on the “Living Sex legends List.”<br /> <br />Life expectancy for men is now 73.6 years, according to the National Center for Health Statistics, compared to a life expectancy for women of 79.4 years. The truth is guys we just aren’t going to make it. I am 57 years old and I like to date (have sex with 18 year old hotties). But to try to hang on to one of these sweeties is not going to work over the long haul. My solution is to be a playboy. I am the most successful playboy on the planet and fortunately for older men who love younger women I, Elvis Preston King am for hire. There are tons of articles on the internet advocating my skills and talents with a twist on the older man and the younger woman. I have a 45 year old slim hot woman who takes care of your aging Sex Legend and we have an understanding that I am the world’s greatest playboy. After all I need an older woman around to take care of me when I am old and truthfully I do NOT trust my 18 year old dream girlfriends that I currently date. I have one blonde, blue 18 year old who swears she wants to marry me and take care of me for life. She looks like she just stepped out of Victoria Secret except that she is younger than most of their models.<br /><br />I, Elvis Preston King am the real James Bond of the world and I for goodness sake for you am for hire. I travel the world looking for the most beautiful young women who are attracted to older men. Right now I am located in the Dominican Republic, the home of Miss Universe 2003. Bill Clinton is often seen out on the golf courses here. And I know that he has an eye for younger women just like the King does. Yes, I had the pleasure of meeting this great ladies man. Although he would be smart to hire Elvis as his right hand man if hot young women are his game. <br /><br />I have dated and seduced more young women than any man dead or alive. This is not said loosely or to boast, this is pure fact. The Living Sex Legend List:<br /><br />11. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000<br /><br />10. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) - 1,000<br /><br />9. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200<br /><br />8. Jack Nicholson (actor) - 2,000<br /><br />7. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) - 2,500<br /><br />6. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000<br /><br />5. Julio Iglesias (singer) - 3,000<br /><br />4. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600<br /><br />3. Charlie Sheen (actor) - 5,000<br /><br />2. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000<br /><br />1. Elvis Preston King (pick up artist and playboy) -21,000<br /><br />If younger women and the older man is your game Elvis Preston King is the man to hang out with. He is an expert, grand master pick up artist and playboy. The good new is that he is for hire. Call Elvis Preston King at 809-720-3259 or email the King at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-116153986854042437?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1160667998129101302006-10-12T08:44:00.000-07:002006-10-12T08:46:38.143-07:00I just did a Google search and here are some of the results that I found.:<br /><br />Senior Playboy Club: Meet Beautiful Exotic Women the World Over <br />With Elvis Preston King at your side this is NOT hard. 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Elvis Preston King (pick up artist and playboy) -21,000<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-116066799812910130?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1160575337304098502006-10-11T07:01:00.000-07:002006-10-11T09:43:41.130-07:00Maxim Magazine has came out with a Living Sex Legends List. That includes the men that they are aware of that has had sex with more women than any other living men. <br /><br />It is a good list. They just did NOT dig deep enough to find the man who really holds the number ONE spot. That man is the pick up artist and playboy Elvis Preston King who now has replaced the record of the late Wilt Chamberlain. Elvis has slept with over 21,000 women. The man is 57 years old and is NOT slowing down. All maxim would have had to do was spend a week with the KING and they would have been able to confirm that the KING in fact sleeps with one to three women per day.<br /><br />This fact has been confirmed by Cliff from cliffslist.com. Cliff who has a Website devoted to seduction and travels the world looking for the greatest pick up and seduction artists. After five days with the KING, Elvis Preston King, Cliff had this to say about the living legend, “Elvis claims that he is the world’s greatest pick up artist and that he sleeps with one to three women per day, believe it or not it’s TRUE.”<br /><br />I, Elvis Preston King have been a playboy and pick up artist starting at 14 years old. I have been at it for forty years. I never came forward because I had plenty of cash and a retired lifestyle. Some bad investments have forced me to look into the finacial aspects of my rightful claim to the title of the Living Sex legend. The man who gets laid even as you read this article more than any man on earth since the time of the Roman Empire. This legend lives and breathes and YOU can be a part of the legend. This is not bragging as most men do. This is pure fact and can easily be confirmed by spending a week with the King. Elvis Preston King is for hire. For a week or for a lifetime. He is on a world wide search for just one finacially independent guy who has NOT had his fair share of HOT BABES. If you are that man email the King now before he gets hired off the market. Bear in mind there are millions of finacially independent men who are NOT getting laid out there but there is only ONE Living Sex Legend for hire. I suggest you email Elvis Preston King at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au asap!<br /><br />In Miami when I, Elvis King was out picking up girls I would occasionally run into Charlie Sheen. We compared notes and found out that we had bedded some of the same girls. After I had sex with a little hottie she told me she also slept with Charlie Sheen, she was scared to death of catching AIDS because she told me Charlie went bareback and so did the KING! I, Elvis have partied with Charlie on a few occasions and have a couple photos of us out together. He was ususally tanked so I will probably have to show him our pictures to ring his memory. Charlie, if you want to increase those numbers call the King at 809-720-3259. Together no one could touch us.<br /><br />The other nine biggies I have not had the pleasure of meeting yet.<br />On the subject of Big Living Sex Legends the King, Elvis Preston King is a big fan of the Rolling Stones, all due respect for Bill Wyman and I am a big fan of Jack Nicholson. <br /><br />The notches continue to whittle away at the King’s bed post on a daily basis.<br /><br />The List Corrected <br /><br />11. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000<br />10. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) - 1,000<br />9. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200<br />8. Jack Nicholson (actor) - 2,000<br />7. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) - 2,500<br />6. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000<br />5. Julio Iglesias (singer) - 3,000<br />4. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600<br />3. Charlie Sheen (actor) - 5,000<br />2. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000<br />1. Elvis Preston King (pick up artist and playboy) -21,000<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-116057533730409850?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1159719939342676362006-10-01T09:23:00.000-07:002006-10-01T09:30:33.526-07:00Whether you are talking about the United States in the year 2006 or any other Western country such as Denmark, Sweden, New Zealand, Switzerland, France, Canada, England/Wales, Germany, Australia, the Netherlands and including modern Japan. <br />Men are constantly surrounded by things that can rob them of their health. There are fatty foods, sugar, smog, and chemicals in the soil.The air has become unbreathable. <br /><br />So what can you do about it? Whenever possible get the Hell out of Dodge. Take frequent mancations and for God's sake get laid. (A mancation is a vacation for men only. The Urban Dictionary describes a mancation as a testerone-fueled trip involving sports, gambling and drinking--no wives, no girlfriends). Mancations are Elvis Preston King's specialty! <br /><br />Get some sleep. The problems of modern life in Western Society rob men of their sleep. Having plenty of sex helps you sleep, but again modern society does NOT allow for you to have harems of women the way men were meant to have them. <br /><br />SEX! That little three letter word is the word that is KILLING men in Western Society. The lack of SEX! When a man has the kind of WOMEN that he wants life is GOOD and when a man is stuck in a bad relationship that does NOT allow for plenty of extracurricular sex the results can be life threatening. Men who have sex 116 times a year live 1.6 years longer than those who hit the United States average of 58 times a year. (Guys who do it 350 times a year should live an average of eight years longer.) <br /><br />We are social animals and we need to belong to a pack. If you are in a situation where no one gives a crap if you croak or not and if you are the man who LOVES women and if YOU are NOT getting your fair share of hot beautiful women then there is a social pack you can join if you can convince Elvis Preston King to accept YOU. The Real World's Greatest Playboy has hundreds and hundreds of beautiful girlfriends. Elvis lives in an environmentally friendly Caribbean island with every amenity imaginable right down to three Jack Nicklaus signature golf courses. Besides beautiful available women the Dominican Republic has hundreds of miles of golden-and white-sand beaches that rim both the Atlantic and Caribbean coasts, fronting light turquoise, emerald, and cobalt-blue seas. Elvis Preston King is on a global search looking for just ONE buddy to share in his good fortune. Elvis has SEX 365 days a year and so can YOU my new friend. Sex with a different woman every day is a Zen experience. It is a blissful way to live. Hot sex with many beautiful women is critical to men's very survival. <br /><br />We need people to love and hot girls to have sex with. The real truth is that our old hearts need a reason to keep beating. Elvis Preston King and all of his hot loving women give your old heart a reason to beat!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-115971993934267636?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1159629511915611582006-09-30T08:15:00.000-07:002006-09-30T08:18:31.926-07:00From Elvis Preston King’s point of view the media focuses too much on violence. <br />The modern day man is a confused puppy. Lack of sexual satisfaction leads to increased violence. There is a solution and the solution is Elvis Preston King<br /><br />There are magazines who are focusing on manly matters such as fashion, health, relationships and sex, certainly of interest to men. As is learning how to meet women is of interest to men. These men’s magazines have left out one serious ingredient: HOW TO GET THE GIRLS! The men of the world have a RIGHT to know about the world’s greatest pick up artist and playboy who teaches men in the field how to pick up and seduce women. Other pick up artists teach pick up but do NOT take it to the seduction level, Elvis’s students average one seduction per night when on a training work shop with the King of Seduction, Elvis Preston King. No one in the world can boast of such successes. Elvis Preston King is known to be the Muhammad Ali of the international seduction community because he, (as Ali did in the past) has no trouble telling the world that he is the world’s greatest. This has caused a lot of controversy and there is a lot of Elvis Preston King hate out there based on envy and disbelief. The NEW younger pick up artists in the international underground seduction community had trouble accepting his claim to fame until Elvis Preston King was a guest speaker at the 2006 Cliffs List Convention in Montreal Canada where he picked up young beautiful Canadian women on camera. Soon to be released on DVD, (cliffslist.com). <br /><br />The amazing part of the story is that Elvis Preston King is NOT a YOUNG man. He is 57 years old and lays more hot beautiful women than any man on earth. He is the true Get Laid King. To learn how to get laid the men of the world only need to remember the name Elvis Preston King.<br /><br />What magazine are the men of the world going to reach for to read this exciting NEWS!<br /><br />Will it be? <br /><br />Arena, AskMen.com, Details, Gear, Guyville.com, GQ, Indy Men’s Magazine, Men’s Edge, Men’s Vogue, Outdoor Life, Men’s Health, Maxim, FHM (For Him Magazine), Esquire, Stuff, Strut, True, Men’s Fitness, Men’s Journal, Shark.com, Varla, Razor, Savvy.com, Sly, Cargo, SharpMan.com, Details, Giant Magazine, Xposed, BLAH Magazine, King, LeisureSuit.net, Loaded, Uploaded, Photo, Rich Guy Magazine, Barracuda Magazine, The Guy Code, Gear magazine, Zoo, Men’s Click, Men.com Magazine, Men’s Flair, Sexbuzz Magazine, Chap Magazine, Menz, Smooth, Achilles Heel, unGROOM'd, Urban Male Magazine (UMM), bared, Hooters, Media Robot, Men’s Voices, Fantastic Man, Curvaceous Magazine, Mojo 10.com, eMALE, A Man Overboard, Ramp Magazine, BGnM.com, Stuff VS Maxim Magazine, LeoCigar-The Good Life, Cyber Subculture- The Magazine, Raven, XTRAi.com, HeavenlyDevils.com, Aletheia: The Interzine for Men, Breaka Interactive, Smack 'Em Yack 'Em, RiceMen, Café, CKM, Front, Nuts, Ralph, Slitz, Moore,<br /><br />Or will it be?<br /><br />Barely Legal, Bejean,Bleikt og blatt, Club International, Curvaceous Magazine, Ele Ela, Escort, Fiesta, Forum, Gallery Magazine, Gent, Hawk, High Society, Hustler, Knave, Le Ore, Loslyf, Mastram, Mayfair, Men’s World, Oui, Over 40, Penthouse, Perfect 10, Playboy, Private, Razzle, Sabra, Score, Sexy, Toro, Urecco, Velvet, VIP, or Voluptous.<br /><br />Keep your eyes open for the up coming story about the REAL world’s greatest pick up artist and playboy.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-115962951191561158?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1159542372684085852006-09-29T08:05:00.000-07:002006-09-29T08:06:12.696-07:00Mancation the Vacation for Men Only <br /><br />A mancation is a vacation for men only. The Urban Dictionary describes a mancation as a testerone-fueled trip involving sports, gambling and drinking—no wives, no girlfriends.<br /><br />These vacations are groups of men who in many cases met in college and they simply want to extend yester year. In many cases it is a reunion of high school and college buddies who are scattered all over the country. These men’s only vacations are becoming a billion dollar business and many elegant hotels are competing for this business. <br /><br />So just who is the KING of Mancations. Elvis Preston King, of course. Elvis Preston King is the world’s greatest playboy and pick up artist. He makes his pick up girls and playboy services available to the men of the world. The good thing about an Elvis Mancation is that since he is the most skilled pick up artist in the world he can pick up and seduce women in exotic island locations where President beer flows like wine and hand rolled Cuban and Dominican cigars are on every table. Elvis does NOT use the services of escorts, or working girls but instead looks for nice girls who want a boyfriend for a day, a week or a lifetime. Elvis Preston King works the world over but right now he is on the island of the Dominican Republic. The King is on an exotic island just a few hours flight from you. Besides beautiful available women the island has hundreds of miles of golden-and white-sand beaches that rim both the Atlantic and Caribbean coasts, fronting light turquoise, emerald, and cobalt-blue seas. 10 minutes from an international airport there is a new exclusive resort under development that includes:-• Three Jack Nicklaus signature golf courses• (One is now open for play since July 7th 2006, that is located along a dramatic coastline where if you are a golfer you can look out into the blue expanse of the ocean perfecting your game while I pick up our beautiful girlfriends). The largest marina and one of the finest white sand beaches in the world• Beach, yacht, equestrian, golf and country clubs• Elegant boutiques and restaurants• A world-class spa• Tennis and swimming facilities• Deep sea fishing• Polo grounds• A casino• 5,000-person amphitheatre • A private hospital. <br /><br />To organize the Ultimate Mancation email the Playboy King, Elvis Preston King at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au. Elvis Preston King is internationally recognized as the top gun in the mancation business. He recently was guest speaker at the 2006 Cliffs List Convention where he was chosen out of thirty pick up artists to demonstrate street pick up in Montreal Canada. Soon to be available on DVD. Elvis Preston King is also known as the senior playboy. He is 57 years old. A simple Google search will send you a buffet of information about the Mancation King<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-115954237268408585?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1159369116767716572006-09-27T07:58:00.000-07:002006-09-27T07:58:36.783-07:00There are many exotic places that a man can retire besides the good old USA or other Western countries. The reason I packed my bags is that the culture in the United States teaches younger women to avoid the older man like the plague. My name is Elvis Preston King and I am the recognized world’s greatest pick up artist and playboy. <br /><br />Now I have seduced over 18,000 American women but as I began to age it became a little more difficult. Not because my skill as a playboy had gotten worse but because of my age. So why fish where the fish aren’t biting. I hopped a plane and that was the best decision I ever made. I have laid over 3000 hot young babes in the past five years from island getaways that very few Western men have ever walked.<br /><br />I do NOT do working girls, escorts or prostitutes. Right now I am on a tropical island that is much cheaper than the US. There are other locations that are even cheaper than where I am, but because of the friendly available women I am staying on the more expensive island. There are many places that I have yet to travel to conquer the ladies of the land. I make my playboy services available to other men who love women that do not get their fair share of hot babes.<br /><br />There are many places to retire where there are friendly women. I like Southeast Asia, Central America, South America and the Caribbean. There are Eastern European countries that I hope to visit to taste their blonde blue eyed hotties.<br /><br />Beautiful mountains, lakes, friendly people, great food and lots of sex with friendly local girls. I want to make one thing perfectly clear I have extraordinary seduction skills and I am able to seduce beautiful women daily. Let me give you an example. I live next door to another retired American and he has one girlfriend. I have had over 3000 in five years! It is the seduction skills that I acquired picking up and seducing hard to get American women that has given me the edge over other guys… but don’t fret I make my playboy services available for other men. The last guy who hung out with Elvis Preston King slept with 34 women in 14 days and he says they were all tens. My clients have posted blow by blow full reports of their experiences hanging out with the world’s greatest playboy. Go to my blog and look around for these reports.<br /><br />I like the Dominican Republic but right now it is more expensive than let’s say Argentina or Paraguay. I would like to check out Argentina and Paraguay. Brazil is good but the cost of living just shot back up again. If you are a wealthy man the cost of living just really doesn't matter. If you would like to check out a particular country I would be interested in traveling with you and making sure that we have a steady flow of hot beautiful girlfriends.<br /><br />I want to point out one little detail. Most men travel to exotic destinations and for lack of pick up and seduction skills they end up with a steady diet of prostitutes… Especially in tourist areas. To me this is just not the way to live. Not to mention it increases these guys risk of getting AIDS. Not to worry with Elvis Preston King at your side this will not be your fate.<br /><br />Leave worry, stress and misery behind. Get out of the 'rat race' and enjoy a better life in the tropics by hanging out with Elvis Preston King. No more cold weather and cold women. Look, I am the number one playboy in the world and if I left Western Society for a better life don’t you think it is about time you gave up that miserable existence and begin to live. There is nothing like the thrill of many new beautiful girlfriends. You owe it to yourself to at least email Elvis Preston King at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-115936911676771657?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1158515405002097762006-09-17T10:49:00.000-07:002006-09-17T11:00:40.336-07:00Have an exotic vacation with exotic women with OUT having to sleep with ESCORTS, prostitutes or dancers.<br /><br />There are many companies that can set you up with beautiful exotic escorts, but I for one do NOT like sleeping with women who sleep with many different men, especially daily or weekly in the case of escorts. I like my girlfriends pure and clean.<br /><br />It is not hard to find a vacation that includes sexy, exotic but USED escorts. These high classed prostitutes can also be very pricey. What is hard is to find are beautiful exotic girlfriends who are also willing to share your bed who are NOT escorts. With Elvis Preston King at your side this is NOT hard. Picking up and seducing beautiful exotic women world wide is my EXPERTISE. You see I am the world’s greatest playboy, pick up artist and seduction artist. I am the ONE and ONLY Elvis Preston King. The fact that I am the world’s greatest pick up artist has been confirmed by the international underground seduction community this June 2006 where I spoke at the internationally recognized 2006 Cliffs List Convention (cliffslist.com) The convention includes the world’s greatest seducers, pick up artists, and dating experts. I was chosen out of 30 much younger pick up artists and ladies men to demonstrate street pick up on CANADIAN women and of course, I am the all star of the show. This convention is being produced by a well known movie producer and well be available soon on DVD! <br /><br />I have no problem seducing Western women such as American, Canadian and European women, but I find their attitudes towards sex over all less appealing than women from Brazil, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, Russia, and exotic Asian women. Many men have the misconception that all women from these countries are escorts or prostitutes. But this is NOT TRUE. They also believe that all women from these countries are all EASY. Again this is not true. Unless you are dealing with prostitutes or escorts nice girls in these exotic locations have to be picked up and seduced correctly also. Right now I am in the Dominican Republic. Besides beautiful available women the island has hundreds of miles of golden-and white-sand beaches that rim both the Atlantic and Caribbean coasts, fronting light turquoise, emerald, and cobalt-blue seas. Of course, I have had thousands of beautiful girlfriends here. Yes, I have their pictures so it is 100% verifiable. Not one of my girlfriends is and escort or a prostitute, (All over 18, of course). Back in the US I had ten times more women over the years but I just lost that loving feeling for Western women, I think that most of you know what I am talking about. I have an American neighbor here in Santo Domingo just a few blocks a way that LOVES women, but he does not like to pay escorts and prostitutes. He is a handsome man but take a guess how many girlfriends that he has here in the Dominican Republic. You guessed right, NOT even ONE girlfriend! It takes SKILL my friend if you are NOT dealing with escorts and prostitutes. Being a pick up artist is truly an art and let’s face it everybody is NOT an ARTIST!<br /><br />I, Elvis Preston King am the ONLY man on earth who will go out with a guy and hand pick beautiful women and SEDUCE them for the guy. I use the wingman system where I or my wingman BIG YOU UP and tell the girl what a great guy YOU are and why she should sleep with you even on the FIRST date. I am very successful at this art.<br /><br />Bottom line here is YOU guys who are paying for escorts and prostitutes are not really enjoying the good life as I am and that YOU can!<br /><br />I do offer my one on one services for guys who want to enjoy tons of exotic beautiful women the world over who are NOT escorts and prostitutes, it is just plain more fun and with the world’s number one playboy at your side there are no long waits to get her in the bedroom with YOU, I am also known as the one night stand King, the get laid King, the world’s greatest playboy and the world’s greatest ladies man. <br /><br />I am on a global search for just one wealthy guy who loves women more than anything in the world who wants to hang out with Elvis Preston King regularly. He will be getting the better end of the deal because there is ONLY ONE Elvis Preston King and there are millions of financially independent men in the world who are not getting their fair share of young delicious ladies. I ought to put my services up for auction because to repeat there is only one man on the face of the earth offering this service! I will do weekly or monthly services for the man who loves beautiful women until I find my special buddy who wants to take Elvis Preston King off the market. <br /><br />There are three reports from actual guys who used my services and that found me via cliffslist.com, including the famous Cliff himself.<br /><br />The reports and interview from cliffslist.com were re-posted July 24th, 2006 at the Bachelor Dream Tours blog (http://www.bachelortours.blogspot.com). There are numerous requests to read these reports and the Elvis interview. People were unable to locate these reports at Cliffs since it is so large so I re-posted them all together on my blog. They are posted July 24th, 2006 so they will be easy for you to locate. They include:<br /><br />Interview of the Decade<br /><br />Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On Part One<br /><br />Whole Lotta Shaking Goin On Part Two<br /><br />A Little Silver Barbell<br /><br />With Elvis Preston King at your side there will be no need for Playboy, Penthouse, or Hustler any more. The girls we will meet or so hot you will not believe your eyes, even Hugh Hefner would do a double take! My girlfriends from around the world are some of the most beautiful young women on Earth. Each of them with their own unique look, ranging from cute, “girl next door” to breathtakingly beautiful European hot babes... And loads of sweet, young, innocent barely 18 year old teens! Believe it or not this not all about sex, many of these young hot babes want to marry your old grand pa! Not to say I am that stupid and I hope YOU are NOT either. We are talking hot bods, and tight pussies here. Not what you will find with your pricey and usually older escorts. That pussy probably will feel like you just fell into the Grand Canyon!<br /><br />With Elvis Preston King at your side there will be no more need for internet porn. I never look at internet porn, WHY? Looking at and tasting new hot babes day after day after day is a million times better! <br /><br />So whether you are looking for the little wifey, or a thousand girlfriends there is only one man who can deliver these to YOU and that man is Elvis Preston King, drop me an email at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or give me a shout at 809-720-3259. You will be glad you did!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-115851540500209776?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1158279959315018092006-09-14T17:18:00.000-07:002006-09-14T17:30:49.380-07:00If you are a wealthy or finacially independent gentleman who would like to get laid more than any man on earth please read the letter posted for YOU on September 14, 2006 here on this blog, (The Senior Playboy Club) called.... <br /><br />"An Amazing True Story That Society and Especially Girlfriends and Wives Do Not Want YOU to Know"<br /><br />We are talking about a life that drawfs Hugh Hefner's. A life to die for is just a phone call or an email away but YOU must read this letter!<br /><br />Elvis Preston King<br /><br />The REAL World's Greatest PLAYBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-115827995931501809?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1158244415562879532006-09-14T07:30:00.000-07:002006-09-20T11:05:52.176-07:00Dear Wealthy Gentleman, (or at least Financially Independent)<br /><br />Most men will never be lucky enough to learn the secrets of being a real life Playboy. This letter is about a man who has dedicated his life to being a Playboy. The confirmed World’s Greatest Playboy. Let’s get right to the point when a man has the kind of WOMEN that he wants, life is good. There is only ONE man on earth who actually makes his playboy services available to men. My name is Elvis Preston King and I do it all for YOU. I meet the beautiful women I set up the dates and I seduce the women for YOU. I am your short-cut to the bedroom with dream girlfriends. I am looking for just one lucky gentleman who wants to be a playboy without having to do anything except show up and say, “Hi, nice to meet you, my Love, I am Elvis, no book to read, no course to study, just tons of hot beautiful women who want a nice guy. Your nice guy turned bad boy has more women than any man on earth since the time of the Roman Empire and the good news is that YOU can too! Stick with me here, I have proof that every word written here is true. When you finish reading this entire astonishing letter all will be crystal clear and you will be truly amazed.<br />Most men live a miserable existence of being trapped in a one way relationship going nowhere. They do what society has taught them. Meet a nice girl, (who in many cases becomes a dictator from Hell later), fall in love and after the endorphins finally wear off, live forever trapped, bored and miserable, usually always ending in a traumatic divorce. Others hang in there and suffer for their entire lives. Rarely, others stay in love but in almost ALL cases the passion and desire for sex is gone. Men in particular have a built in desire for sexual variety. Men were born as natural wild seducers, but have been tamed and domesticated by the chains of society. I will defeat your faulty programming and unleash the natural seducer that is locked away in you and all you have to do is show up and make love to your new girlfriends. The allure of illicit sex and the paradox of desire may offend our socially constructed idea of matrimonial bliss, but it also empowers us to more fully express our desire and sexuality. In some countries, it is legal and socially acceptable to have extra-marital sex. Arab sheiks are well known for their well-stocked harems. Chinese emperors had harems managed by eunuchs. Presidents do it. Clinton is not the first (and will not be the last) president to have illicit affairs. (When I met President William Jefferson Clinton we had a lot of fun exchanging great stories). Even the venerable Franklin Roosevelt did it. Kennedy did it. Some other presidents most likely did it, too. Many senators have done it. Congressmen have done it. Governors have done it. TV evangelists have done it. The truth is that men from all walks of life have done it. The problem is that they didn’t do it right. If you are going to do it, do it right. Personally I can tell you that the SEX is GREAT and I can show you how to do it right! For starters if you are married or even a bachelor get yourself out of town where nobody knows you. No one wants their life to appear in the public eye as another ‘kiss and tell’ with another gold digger or worse. <br /><br />I am on an exotic island just a few hours from you. Besides beautiful available women the island has hundreds of miles of golden-and white-sand beaches that rim both the Atlantic and Caribbean coasts, fronting light turquoise, emerald, and cobalt-blue seas. 10 minutes from an international airport there is a new exclusive resort under development that includes:-• Three Jack Nicklaus signature golf courses• (One is now open for play since July 7th 2006, that is located along a dramatic coastline where if you are a golfer you can look out into the blue expanse of the ocean perfecting your game while I pick up our beautiful girlfriends). The largest marina and one of the finest white sand beaches in the world• Beach, yacht, equestrian, golf and country clubs• Elegant boutiques and restaurants• A world-class spa• Tennis and swimming facilities• Deep sea fishing• Polo grounds• A casino• 5,000-person amphitheatre • A private hospital. I believe it will be an outstanding investment. Very few people know about this opportunity. I am out of the tourist area and I go highly unnoticed here. Miss Universe from a couple years ago lives just a couple blocks away from my house. PLEASE, don’t even think about massage parlors, dancers and escorts. Your dream girlfriends that I am talking about here are the kind of young ladies any mother would love.<br /><br />The Rooster, the Hen and the Coolidge Effect<br /><br />Let’s explore the evolutionary roots of desire, especially within the context of the illicit affair. The ancestral man would have most likely been motivated to have casual sex to increase his offspring, for him a huge benefit of casual sex. This ancestral drive instilled a powerful desire for sexual access to a variety of women: When President Jimmy Carter said that he had “lust in his heart”, he openly expressed a universal male desire for sexual variety. Women are traditionally less interested in a variety of partners. This is sometimes referred to as the Coolidge Effect. The story goes that President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were given separate tours of new government farms. When Mrs. Coolidge passed the chicken coups where a rooster was vigorously copulating with a hen, she asked the tour guide how often the rooster performed this duty. The guide answered: “Dozens of times a day”. “Make sure you mention this to the President”, replied Mrs. Coolidge. When the President passed by the coops and was told about the rooster’s performance, he asked the guide: “Always with the same hen?” “Oh, no”, the guide replied. “Always a different hen”. “Make sure you mention that to Mrs. Coolidge” said the President.<br /><br />There is another way to live. Hugh Hefner has tried for years to find the right combination of lust and happiness. He too fell for the marriage trap a couple of times in his life. He finally came to his senses late in life and is now living with three beautiful women, not all bad… But better yet, how about a new girlfriend almost every single day of your life? Impossible…Nothing is impossible with the playboy Elvis Preston King, a modern day Don Juan, at your side. By the way, this offer is not just for a bachelor, A married man is welcome! If you can’t get away from her permanently at least you can fly away for frequent business trips to hang out with your girlfriends and the King.<br /><br />Have I peeked your interest yet, there is more to life than golf, a day at the office and an occasional romp in the hay with the secretary, but a guy has to know where to look. Not to say I haven’t taken my hot secretary for a ride on the desk and on the office floor, I have. Not to say I don’t like golf, as a matter of fact, I am a spitting image of Jack Nicklaus except that I have more golden bear hair! <br /><br />Most successful men have spent their lives becoming winners but failed to sit down with themselves and ask “why I am living my life the way I do?” What would really make me happy? Serious questions every man should ask himself. <br /><br />Never in the history of mankind has getting laid been harder. Imagine the amount of time and money men have wasted at clubs, restaurants, and on gifts all in the hope of “getting lucky”. Money spent on clothes, cars, and drinks all in the hope of impressing a woman. There is nothing wrong with giving a girl that you are sleeping with gifts and things but to do so in the hope of getting lucky is just plain wrong! Thus, billions of dollars annually are spent trying to impress women into going to the bedroom with the results being only the most skilled ladies men are getting laid. Feminism and the threat of aids and diseases has just knocked the wind out of the good old days when we enjoyed “Free Love.” Well, I am still getting laid like it is 1969 and I am loving every minute of it, but more important YOU can too! I have unlocked the secrets to free love in the 21st century and I want to share them with you. Most men have long since forgotten their passion and obsession for lots of women after beating their heads against the wall trying to figure women out for years with little success. There is an abundance of beautiful available irresistible women in the world just waiting for me to make the approach for us. They will love and accept us no matter if we are not perfect male models. There is a solution no matter your age or looks if you have the best right hand man in the “meet tons of beautiful women department” at your disposal. Being successful with women does NOT depend on luck, being rich, famous, good looking, age or your social status. You already know that smart business men delegate the hard work, it only makes sense to delegate this labor of love to a professional. There is only one man who has taken the time to perfect this art. Oh, I am always learning more to become the best that I can be, but results is what it’s all about. The results we are talking about here are tons of hot women for YOU.<br /><br />Do you LOVE women? Are your deepest desires and fantasies centered around beautiful women? Are you “the man” who really truly loves women? If you are that man there is a solution. There is a way to meet your every need and desire. There is a man who has dedicated his life to self love and the love of women, introducing, Elvis Preston King. While others were conquering the world, I was learning to conquer women, especially in the bedroom. <br /><br />Yes, I believe in family and people to love, just so that my people don’t get in the way of my personal lusty satisfaction and happiness. I have adopted children in the past (already grown up) and I have an adopted son and two daughters now. My son is a 14 year old left handed pitcher who has high hopes for the major leagues. I have a beautiful adopted daughter one and a half years old that I take care of her family. I love her. She sits on my lap everyday and eats lunch and dinner with me. My biggest fear in life is that I will run out of money and she will starve to death like a baby who died near my house from starvation a few weeks ago. If I only had known of her existence I would have bought her milk. This saddens me beyond words. I believe in philanthropy and attacking the problems of human suffering. I especially like helping children and old people who don’t have food and shelter. I like getting face to face with human suffering and helping out first hand. And of course, I like helping out beautiful Cinderella’s. But what I believe in doesn’t matter much it’s what you believe in that counts. If you can’t use my services for some reason, mention me to a deserving friend and show him this letter. I was raised in a small town by nice Midwestern American Folks who have been together all their life. My Mom and Dad were both virgins and my Dad has never been with another woman besides Mom. Bottom line here is that I am a kind man and a nice guy for you to hang out with.<br /><br />Nothing makes me happier than a hot, sweet almost innocent 18 year old sweetie sitting on my lap and I am 57 years old! Sometimes two or even three is even more fun! Sound too good to be true? I have traveled the world looking for the hottest babes and there are societies where the young women prefer older men over younger men! I am talking about real relationships with real girlfriends. I love women of all ages but most of my blossoming girlfriends are between 18 and 22 years old. I have met actresses, glamorous models, ballerinas and many beautiful Cinderella’s. I may keep a special girlfriend (even put her up in an apartment) but I NEVER move women into the Bachelor Pad. The Bachelor Pad is sacred and you have to protect your playboy status. By the way I don’t live at the bachelor pad either. Occasionally, I have love crazed women jump the security fence trying to see me again. Girls are always showing up at the door unannounced and I found it more peaceful to live in another house in a private location. I never have sex with the same woman two days in a row unless I have taken a special girlfriend for a couple days vacation somewhere and I make mad passionate love 365 days a year and so can YOU! I know that all this is hard to believe, I am an enigma and truthfully like “Ripley’s Believe it or Not” You will have to see it and experience this life for yourself to believe it!<br /><br />What I have accomplished in the way of being a playboy, player, ladies man, and pick up artist has never been duplicated. There is only one man who has been approved and named the World’s Greatest Pick Up Artist by the underground international seduction community and that is your new friend Elvis Preston King. Well, there are a couple guys who make the claim but they sit at home with just one girlfriend and have all but retired from the game early in life. All men in the international seduction community use stage names as I do. However your new friend has been acclaimed and verified to be light years ahead of all the other guys in the community and the others are considered children next to the King, Elvis Preston King, the only real life All-star in the playboy world. Would you rather have an average player on your team or an All-star?<br /><br />What I am offering has never been offered to the general public and is NOT duplicatable because the talents that I have developed are nearly impossible to acquire. Although most gurus in the international seduction community offer courses and claim that only they can change you from an average frustrated chump into Don Juan or Casanova after taking their course, reading their book or taking one of their workshops. I do one better than all the rest. I take you out as a buddy, or leave you home and tell the girls about my buddy at home and I go out and pick up sexy women for YOU and for ME! No other person in the world has been able to match this EXCLUSIVE service. No one on earth can consistently pick up and seduce women on an almost daily basis except for your All-star, Elvis.<br /><br />I use the services of a wingman who was less than a ladies man before I trained him, but I could see that he had the raw talent that I was looking for and now after my coaching he is a Grand Master Seducer. I meet and approach the ladies anytime and anywhere but I delegate the phone calls and the setting up of the dates to him. His name is Alberto. I was lucky to find such a “Top Gun” wingman for us. I have developed a secret unique original and enviable wingman system for full-closing women in the bedroom that no one on the planet knows how to duplicate that enables us to seduce different exotic women daily! We will make women feel aroused and sexually excited about you! We will electrify sexual chemistry between you and the women you want. WE squeeze powerful attraction triggers that work on ALL Women. We will make women attracted to you, faster than a dog eats food dropped on the kitchen floor. A date consists of a fast ride to the bachelor pad to Make MAD PASSONATE LOVE! Then, afterwards IF you want to take your girlfriend for dinner and a movie you can. Not the other way around! Most of the men of the world waste hours trying to seduce a woman by wining and dining her AND kissing her ass, to end the evening with a kiss on the cheek, IF they are lucky, NOT your King! And I want to make one thing crystal clear... we NEVER are 'jerks' to women. In fact we TRULY LOVE WOMEN! If we ever have to break up with one of our ladies we like to leave our women better off than when we found them! We turn women on like a light switch in the bedroom. Just imagine two ladies men with no legitimate competition. No one on earth can do what we can do. We seduce new sexy women day after day after day! We make it look easy and it is easy for us, but for others learning to be a player it is a nightmarish maze of complicated jargon and psychology. Adding insult to injury, women do NOT think logically like men do. They are a different species. To learn the art of seduction you have to learn about confidence, attitude, techniques, beliefs, fear of approach, behaviors, routines, nonverbal sexual communication, trust, comfort, negative repulsion factor that women are biologically 100 times more sensitive to than men, and that most guys are giving off without even knowing it and a million other intricacies. It would be easier to become a brain surgeon than a successful playboy. 98% of the men of the world just don’t have what it takes to become a playboy no matter what course they take. Save yourself the headaches and call Elvis at 809-720-3259. <br /><br />A few other young ladies men offer workshops that can teach you a move or two but the best these gurus can normally offer a guy is a phone number or a kiss in a bar. (On the subject of bars I have NOT set foot in a bar for over thirty years. Boys look for women in bars, men have a better plan!) My plan allows you and me to be home at 6:00 or 7:00 P.M. having gotten laid one or two times in the afternoon! However, if you like bars my younger wingman enjoys picking up women in bars and clubs. I am the senior playboy and I gave up that life years ago. With me you get laid and get a hot new girlfriend. All you have to decide is if she is a keeper or not! I currently put on workshops that I call tours picking up and seducing beautiful women. So if you are looking to add some excitement to your life. Call me at 809-720-3259 or email me at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au. However, I am looking to find just one gentleman who is looking for a new permanent fun lifestyle as opposed to a different guy every week for my tour, but the best way to see if you like hanging out with the King is to hang out with me for a week and see how you like the lifestyle. My life is a life to die for. Many of my clients have said that they would sell their soul to the devil for this life full time, but lacked the finances to retire and live life to the fullest with me or didn’t have a private jet to fly in and out whenever their obsessive desire hit. If the desire just hit you email me right now at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or to reach me faster call me now at 809-720-3259.<br /><br />A little about my story, which by the way, I can’t wait to hear all about your success story! I know that it took a lot to make you the man that you are and I am anxiously waiting to hear every word.<br /><br />I have been good with women all my life. I picked up my first girlfriend at 14 years old at a high school band event out of town. I came back holding her hand and her long black hair and beauty were incredible. My classmates still talk about me today. Although, at that time in my life I didn’t know what to do with her. I had mastered the art of the pick up early in life.<br /><br />I met a gentleman playboy who was the son of a wealthy car dealer conglomerate when I was 18 years old. Mike, a nice Jewish man from Omaha was 57 years old when I met him. He was driving a new Corvette convertible and had an 18 year old hottie at his side. She was his Cinderella and he put her in polishing school and after Mike split up with her she later married a local doctor. After her divorce when she was about 40 years old she begged Mike to marry her but he would not even date her because she was too old, even though he loved her and she loved him. Her flower had wilted long ago for Mike. He could not stand what time does to women’s bodies. We became best friends for life and through Mike Novak’s mentoring I even became better with women. He passed on at only 80 years young, I am eternally saddened by this dreadful day. The first thing he had taught me was to save for a rainy day but also learn how to spend and enjoy my cash because life is truly short, and that we are all on a time clock, and that I better remember to put myself first, especially where beautiful women are concerned. Mike was a remarkable man and he loved hot YOUNG women more than anything. His only regret was that when he was young he wasted many good years in a bad relationship. He decided to really sharpen my pick up skills by convincing me to get into “sales.” I soon learned that the art of picking up and seducing women was like sales. His pick up girls technique’s came right off a car salesman’s tip sheet: his main rule was FMAC--find, meet, attract, close. However there is more too it than just sales techniques, I know many salesmen who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a fistful of pardons. Mike also taught me the three second rule. Approach her within the first three seconds before you lose your balls or she gets away. This is still taught today by top pick up artists around the world. These are Moves that I still use today. I have been a playboy and a ladies man for over 40 years! I have now developed into the best expert in the world. The unbelievable thing is that by nature I am shy! My clients say that I am like a brother to them, a guy who is fun to be around and a guy who gets the desired results. I project a positive aura to women and in life in general. Just like success in the world it really helps to maintain the attitude positive with the ladies. With girls like the ones we are talking about here it is easy to entertain pleasant feelings. When I approach a lady I have the attitude of a STAR! The time I spent hanging out with STARS like Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stalone, Steven Seagal, and Wesley Snipes paid off! There are well deserved rewards in life available for the man who knows where to look. <br /><br />So are you the man who has been suppressing his lusty desires to be a real life playboy? By the way, you do not have to be Brad Pitt, or even George Clooney. I know how to create attraction in women with words and a sweet approach and sweet talk that girls love. Thank God women are not all about looks like men are or we would have no chance for success with women. I basically tell the girls what they want to hear! I find their hot buttons and I push them. I approach a woman more like a knight in shining armor who’s going to sweep her off her feet and not the dog who’s just sniffing any old fire hydrant ready to mark his territory. But this is an art that I have developed over 40 years. Practice makes perfect. <br /><br />I had been a financially independent playboy most of my life. Some bad investments have pushed me to promote my services lately. Last year I posted the “International Playboy Playoff Challenge” on the Internet. The idea was to have any challenger on earth meet me in a strange city to both of us and see who brings home and beds the most chics. To this day no one will accept this challenge, my fame precedes me. That’s when the enormous but yet underground seduction community found me and brought me into their community, but not with out great envy and hate by many. Many wanted to tar and feather me as a fraud. They insulted and flamed me on their forums. It was hard for young men to believe that a senior playboy of 57 years could bed more young women than they could and many of these guys had been considered the best in the world before I showed up. I was a great threat to them and their young fragile egos were knocked to the ground. Finally the Number one man in the community posted an interview with me called the “Interview of the Decade.” Then people began to come for my tours. Then the MAN himself, Cliff came to see me in person. (cliffslist.com). After five days with me he had this to say about the King. “Elvis claims that he is the world’s greatest pick up artist and that he sleeps with one to three women per day, believe it or not it’s TRUE.” Cliff has been in the community since its conception and is the most respected man in the community. He recently put on the Cliffs List Convention 2005 and now Cliffs List Convention 2006. The convention includes the world’s greatest seducers, pick up artists, and dating experts. In 2006 Cliff invited me, Elvis Preston King to the event in Montreal Canada and I was chosen out of thirty young guys to demonstrate street pick up and, of course, I am the All-star of the show. The convention is to be sold on DVD after a movie production company that filmed the event gets it edited and produced. Fame is just around the corner for the new King. Cliff is a man who has dedicated all of his spare time to becoming a pick up artist and playboy. He is a man who truly loves women. He literally knows every great ladies man in the world. Every time a rumor surfaces that a new great pick up artist has been uncovered he hops a plane and goes to meet the guy himself wherever in the world that he might be. He is dedicated to the community and his love of the playboy lifestyle.<br /><br />To read actual reports from guys who have hung out with Elvis (including the famous Cliff himself go to http://www.cliffslist.com or go to my blog <br />(http://www.bachelortours.blogspot.com) where the reports have been re-posted in their entirety. Read, “Interview of the Decade,” “Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’On Part One Elvis Report,” “Whole Lotta Shakin’Goin’On Part Two Elvis Report and A Little Silver Barbell” to get a first hand view from guys who have actually hung out with the King and all the beautiful women. I re-posted them July 24th so look for them under July and go to July 24th on my blog<br />(http://www.bachelortours.blogspot.com), they are all posted together so they will be easy for you to find. Talk about real life success stories and proof, you will be drooling after you read these reports. Cliff is the authority, internationally known and respected and he would not risk his reputation if every single word were not true. “Elvis will arouse and inspire you. What Elvis does takes massive skill and a lot of balls” Cliff. Cliff is the heir to a big financial empire and the most respected man in the international seduction community. <br /><br />As of yet the mainstream press has not brought the King to the attention of the men of the world but the search engines adore Elvis Preston King and all you have to do is type in Elvis Preston King and the King will surface over and over again on the internet. Every single word written here is the gospel truth. So why should you trust me on this? Because what I do with women works. I wouldn’t be crazy enough to spend a fortune in time and money writing and sending this letter to you personally if I couldn’t back up every word. My only vice is beautiful young women. I don’t drink, smoke or gamble, except for an occasional cigar with my closest friends. Don’t forget to read the real life in field reports of the Elvis Tours on my blog. All you need is the money for the King’s services, spending cash and a love of women and you are home free! The King takes it from there. And NO, this not all about money I am looking for a life long friend. My job is to understand what is happening between a girl’s ears to get you between her legs! Right now, you are facing an opportunity to live the lifestyle you have always dreamed about, but thought was unattainable. Break old habits and grow. Bring some spice into your life. Live a life that brings brightness to the eyes, more energy and happiness. Even your health will be affected in a beneficial way. Studies show that men live longer and happier lives when they focus more on relationships and enjoying life and less on accomplishment. Do what you might not normally dream of doing. Fire up those hormones and call me at 809-720-3259. <br /><br />You will be glad you made yourself follow through with the dream. The sad truth is that most men give up and never have the kind of success that they want with women—they give up and settle for a woman that isn't what they REALLY want—or worse yet they settle for no women at all. It Doesn’t Have To Be This Way! The simple fact is that I know the secrets to attract beautiful women. I know how to seduce women into being crazy in love with guys like you and me! There are billions of sweet natural girls available for us who don’t expect to wear your pants. They will be content to be loved. There is nothing more exciting than seeing pretty panties flying through the air. My favorite color is white. I can tell you from my personal experiences with thousands of women in the bedroom that they all look different, they move different, they feel different, they smell different, they sound different, they taste different and it is an erotic joy to have a VARIETY of sexy women! I will teach YOU my SECRETS to keeping IT rock hard WITHOUT using Viagara! Choose a colorful lifestyle that is free from conventional restraints and puritanism. What’s it all about? Great food, agreeable wine, and a buffet of beautiful women. The international playboy life is adventurous and fun. I know. I do expect fair compensation, a FABULOUS lifestyle for us and a buddy for life. Let me improve the quality of your private personal life. You don’t have to announce our secret to the world. Let me assure you that this arrangement will remain private, just between you, me and my wingman. I will always put you first, even where the dream girls are concerned, you get first pick! With Elvis you are A-#1! Your life can be whatever you yourself choose it to be. Choose adventure, choose romance, choose a life that even Hugh Hefner would envy, choose Elvis Preston King call me now at 809-720-3259.<br />So if you have been too busy in business or your personal life to play the game and if you have ever suffered the pain and agony of lack of the women that you really<br />desire…or if you have sacrificed your life for business or family you owe it to yourself to have your fantasies come true. You have paid the price, reap the rewards. Now is YOUR TIME, TAKE IT! I can make it happen for YOU.<br /><br />Pick up the phone and call me at 809-720-3259 or email the real world’s greatest playboy at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au and join in on the fun! This is your personal invitation. But only ONE MAN will end up hanging out with Elvis. There is only ONE Elvis Preston King and that my friend is not enough Elvis’s to go around so if you are the man who loves women more than almost anything contact me before I am found flying around on somebody else’s private jet and floating around on somebody else’s yacht fully stocked with hot babes! Let’s talk about hanging out together call me at 809-720-3259.<br /><br />PS: “Live an extraordinary life, live your fantasies, and experience forbidden love. Your new alluring girlfriends will touch and reawaken the largely untouched regions of your soul, your youth, your emotions, your energy, and your passion for life. You will celebrate passion and romance while experiencing spicy variety, joy, desire, and yes, lust. You will feel better, look younger and live longer. Delicious breathtaking beauties in all sizes, shapes and colors are yours for the taking. At our age we don’t have even a day to waste! Call me now!<br /><br />Your friend,<br /><br />Elvis Preston King, <br /><br />Call me at 809-720-3259 (My cell phone)<br /><br />The Get Laid King <br /><br />dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au (my email address.)<br /><br />Visit http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours (Includes photos of at least a 100 of my current girlfriends. I have at least 1000 more recent girlfriends that I have photos of that I will show you in person.) <br /><br />Visit http://www.bachelortours.blogspot.com (My blog site that includes an interview with me, the re-posted real life testimonials as well as general articles about being a playboy.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-115824441556287953?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1121433967948890212005-07-15T06:25:00.000-07:002005-07-15T06:26:07.953-07:00Get lucky, get laid. Most men just can’t get laid like they might like.<br /><br />Women just don’t want to let the average guy get laid. It’s the bad boys like Elvis Preston King that are getting laid two to three times per day while the nice guys are going home with a kiss on their cheek if they are extremely lucky.<br /><br />Most men just don’t get it . They are wussies. Face it… it just isn’t going to get any better. Now there are some pick up artist gurus who have written a book or two that may help a little. But if you are a man with a little change in your pocket hire the guru-san himself. Elvis Preston King. This man picks up and seduces more girls than any man on earth. He has so many girlfriends that he has to be chauffeur driven in a vehicle with dark glass through the back door of his bachelor pad. There are so many girls waiting to catch your king for a second date that the king rented a second house out in the country gated and guarded and no women are allowed unless it his mother.<br /><br />This man gets laid!<br /><br />My advice to you boys is stop being a wussie doormat to girls. Don’t let girls CONTROL you. Once I had a Miss World girlfriend and I worshipped her. Needless to say I lost the girl of my dreams. It only took me one time to learn girls do not like or want wussies that can’t get laid. Women and girls want men who are men. Men who show them who is boss and men who wear the pants. No I am not talking about beating your girlfriends or verbally abusing your girlfriends either. Yes I am big headed and cocky with women. No woman uses me for a doormat. I don’t do expensive dates. The girls go where I say or they go home. Of course, where I say is the bachelor pad to get laid.<br /><br />I wish I had time to date all my girls twice or more, but when you have attraction that could only be matched by Elvis Aaron Presley you get laid more than any man on the planet. I am happier and I enjoy my life more than any billionaire. Donald Trump wants to be just like Elvis Preston King when he grows up. I hope one day he does grow up and quits marrying the first pretty face that smiles at him. Sorry Donald if you would have consulted expert help before you bought the farm with that wife of yours you wouldn’t be the wussie you are now.<br /><br />You can keep beating yourself over the head for ideas of how to get laid or you can email your king, the king of seduction and the world’s number 1 pick up artist on the face of the earth. The get laid king…Elvis Preston King. I f you want to get laid everyday by a different hot chic everyday email the get laid king at: <a href="mailto:loverboybachelor@yahoo.com">loverboybachelor@yahoo.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112143396794889021?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1121392662492638962005-07-14T18:56:00.000-07:002005-07-14T18:57:42.496-07:00So you want to get laid. Getting laid in the Western World and especially in the United States is becoming harder and harder. President Bush is a happy camper. As far as he is concerned with his Puritan beliefs you boys shouldn’t get laid until the day of the big wedding. Are you willing to wait?<br /><br />The problem of getting laid is so prevalent that organizations are popping up all over the world. Seminars are being held and books are being written and classes are being held. And GUYS still aren’t getting laid.<br /><br />Do I have your answer to the question of HOW DO I GET LAID? Yes I DO. The easiest way is to call the world’s number 1 pick up artist Elvis Preston King. This guy is 56 years old and he is eternally 18. And he gets laid with a different 18 year old baby dolls every day of the year and sometimes twice on Sunday. Get this… the guy is for hire. His chauffeur gets laid more than the number 2 pick up artist in the world. The guy is phenomenal. He is looking for a wealthy wanna be playboy but rumor has it that he is just a real nice guy and that if a poor guy who can’t get laid went and asked him to take pitty on him and help him get laid he would probably help the poor guy get laid.<br /><br />The guy is an artist. A get laid artist. He can take the bitch and turn her into a loveable kitten in minutes. The guy is simply a “Ripley’s Believe it or Not” kind of guy.<br /><br />The unbelievable thing is he is virtually unknown. He is simply keeping all those sweet young things for himself. All of his life he has never had a buddy because he has always been hanging out with girls! This is a really big opportunity for the man who wants to live a dream life that would even dwarf Hugh Hefner’s life.<br /><br />He does no pros and no dancers nothing but sweet 18 year old school girls. It is enough to make President Bush raise the age of consent to 21. Society just can’t stand that Elvis Preston King is the get laid man and with young 18 year old innocent sweet dolls.<br /><br />Don’t be stupid BUD email the man at <a href="mailto:loverboybachelor@yahoo.com">loverboybachelor@yahoo.com</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112139266249263896?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1121307676647137492005-07-13T19:20:00.000-07:002005-07-13T19:35:24.886-07:00Don’t even kid yourself women have always been in power.<br /><br />There’s far more to it than Queen Elizabeth I or Susan B. Anthony. From Kings to presidents there is always a woman behind the scenes pressing the power buttons. Not to mention the queens and women presidents of the world.<br /><br />Your author Elvis Preston King is an expert pick up artist. I would have to believe that I am one of the lone wolf successful playboys over 50 years old in the world. James Bond only exists in the movies.<br /><br />Let me give you an example. Recently I just bumped into another 55 year old man who was recently divorced. I saw him out meeting and picking up girls left and right. Not like your king but he had a move or two. We walked around talking to girls and he told me how happy he was as a new playboy. I informed him that I am the world’s number 1 playboy and that I pick up and seduce more beautiful women than any man on the planet. I don’t think he took me seriously or believed me. He informed me that this would be his lifestyle until he dies. He loves it. Today about a month later I see him being led around by the nose by an ugly fat woman power housing him in a department store. And by the way he told me hates fat women. Today he says “I love her I am going to marry her!” Just look how women can powerhouse men. Look at Donald Trump and Larry Ellison…Just big baby wussies after being great and powerful billionaire playboys!<br /><br />Look your king has the most respect for women. However, I sometimes have night mares that I am being led around the department store by a power hungry woman …God forbid my own age. Who would look like my grandmother along side your king.<br /><br />I also met a man my age ( 55) with his wife. He looked great and she was also 55 years old and she looked like his mother literally! I couldn’t believe my eyes. Of course, I have no friends in my age group and have seen very few 55 year old women up close so I was shocked at her physical condition. She was slim but OLD. You need to understand that I date women between 18 and 18 and rarely I have dated an attractive 40 year old just to see what she was like. I felt she was just too old for me.<br /><br />I see this all the time… men just handing women POWER. Even power over there freedom. Women power, women power women power!!!! I think it’s great just don’t let them have power over your king.<br /><br />If your king is gone there will nobody fighting for men’s rights to get laid by beautiful women. Particularly for the older mature gentleman.<br /><br />Long live your king and long live women power just let the other guy feel the full force of women power but just not you and just not me…please! Power, power, power…women power.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112130767664713749?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1120996431654933902005-07-10T04:53:00.000-07:002005-07-10T04:57:58.903-07:00Is Elvis over the hill? Technically Speaking, YES. He is 56 and if you read any personals or talk to young women anywhere in the world. You will see that 55 is the cut off!!! You will see young girls seeking a man to 55 but you will never see 56 or above. Unless you are talking about little old grandmas!<br /><br />So how is the Elvis Preston King celebrating his birthday?<br /><br />He is going on a yachting excursion with three of his favorite girls. One is an18 year old blonde princess from Estonia, a 19 year old chocolate colored girl with a lot of cream color from his favorite Caribbean Island and a 19 year old Asian year beauty the king is fond of. The girls get a long great and adore the king or he would not go yachting with them!<br /><br />Needless to say the yacht owner requested three Playmates for himself which the king promptly arranged!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112099643165493390?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1120962548548231922005-07-09T19:28:00.000-07:002005-07-09T19:29:08.556-07:00Let’s talk about the fear of rejection with women. Your author is the king of seduction and I get laid more than any man on earth. I too have to overcome the fear of rejection. I don’t have much problem with fear of rejection, but because I am the king of seduction it leaves a bad taste in my mouth if a girl rejects me when I am trying to make a pick up. However, it quickly goes away when the next beautiful girl comes around the corner.<br /><br />I am the best in the world but I am not God and sometimes your king gets a tiny bit nervous but I go for it. Most men fear rejection because it lowers their self-esteem. Forget your self –esteem… when your are in the sack with a few dream girls you will be saying to yourself that rejection I received from a couple girls was worth the pain to have this dream girl under my magic spell.<br /><br />The great news is if you miss a shot and she rejects you a new girl will come around the corner and you get another shot! I do better when I am picking up one girl after the other. When I am on a roll. However, I have programmed my mind to be ready to go into action if a pretty girl comes around the corner unexpectedly. I am always ready.<br /><br />Unfortunately many women are not considerate of men’s feelings and these feeling of rejection gets re-enforced to the point that men are frozen with fear of rejection. Your legs will shake, your palms will get sweaty cold, and your mouth will get so dry, that you will only be able to stutter in front of her. Not very attractive, not very macho, not very appealing, and you will end up a loser who can’t get laid.<br /><br />Picture yourself with the world’s number 1 pick up artist, Elvis Preston King by your side coaching you and telling you step by step what to say. Believe you will be successful and in many cases you will but if you miss go right back and try again with the next girl.<br /><br />Rejection is a part of life and your king does NOT like it either, but if a girl rejects your king my attitude is “Next” I am gone after the next girl.<br /><br />Remember when hitting on girls try to remember to smile. You don’t want to come off as Jack the Ripper!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112096254854823192?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1120788073882825622005-07-07T19:00:00.000-07:002005-07-07T19:01:13.886-07:00Talk about chaos. The girls were literally fighting over your king.<br /><br />I have my door man trained to handle such situations. He phoned me and told me not to show up and tell he had things under control. My chauffeur brought me in the back way in a car with tinted glass and needless to say I waited to return to the bachelor pad until all but my favorite girl remained there. My door men rushed her in the back door with out the other girls noticing.<br /><br />One very beautiful girl 22 years old told the door man that she is never coming back and other girls just stood there ground hoping for a repeat date with the king. I don’t like girls much over 18 anyway so I don’t care if she ever comes back or not.<br /><br />I settled on my Caribbean Queen 18 years old and a stunner she is. This one is white with blonde hair and blue eyes and a model right out of Vogue. She said it was worth the fight and she is glad she persisted.<br /><br />So goes the life of the world’s number 1 playboy bachelor….Elvis Preston King….<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112078807388282562?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1120704658642325392005-07-06T19:50:00.000-07:002005-07-06T19:50:58.656-07:00Gentlemen wouldn’t it be great if beautiful lusty women were to boldly walk up to you and ask you out for a date?<br /><br />Unless you’re Brad Pitt it will never happen! There are pick up artists who write books claiming to get such results for Wussies who can’t get laid no matter what their looks age or income.<br /><br />Sorry to disillusion you buddy but it won’t happen.<br /><br />However, The King of Attraction has developed THE TOP system for picking up girls for his own personal pleasure and if you wing or side kick with him you can have the next best thing. The King, Elvis Preston King will pick up the girls for you!!!!!<br /><br />Elvis preston King holds the real world record of the most seductions of any man on earth. To see is to believe. There is no other way. Because the man is simply too good to be real….<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112070465864232539?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1120613276106848472005-07-05T18:26:00.000-07:002005-07-05T18:27:56.110-07:00Dear Google and all the Elvis Preston King fans in Cyber-Space ….. July 5, 2005<br /><br />I know you come to my site every day just dying to read my Elvis Preston King articles.<br /><br />Well today my hottest 18 year old Viking Princess with blonde hair and blue eyes and the body of a model Goddess ere drinking champagne late and I just did n’t get around to writing an article for you today.<br /><br />Maybe tomorrow I will write an article called “How to Life to be One Hundred.” Needless to say to give you a little preview ….You have to have lotsa people to love. That I have. You should too. Yes I have thousands of girls I love that also love me.<br /> Mostly between 18 and 18. President Bush is still considering legislation to pass the age of consent to 21 just to spite me. Because he knows that I and Bill Clinton love 18 year old chics. Monaca was one of Bill’s older girlfriends!<br /><br />Elvis Preston King the world’s number 1 Ladies MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excluding Bill Clinton, of course….He has to keep his love affairs private. Long live the President…Oh what I wouldn’t give if the law would allow that great president to RULE again. I am not getting political on you Bill is a private citizen now and I just love the man! ( In the sense of buddies, of course) Every one knows Elvis P. King is 100% heterosexual!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Angelika says hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is angel too!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Please forgive any missspelled words Angelika and I are a little typsy from the champagne!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112061327610684847?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1120519159308873162005-07-04T16:18:00.000-07:002005-07-04T16:45:16.816-07:00“Sex” and Porn” are still the top Google search terms, which comes as no surprise to Elvis Preston King. The much quoted figure is that “four out of every ten people using the Web have visited an adult site in the last week”. “adult content” industries, variously described as having a TRILLION dollar turnover. 70 to 73.7 million web users have gone to porn sites for the past several years just like clock work. There are more than 15 million porn Web pages to choose from. A simple Google search can give you a smorgasbord of sex to pick from. The indispensable computer in your office and home is a portal to your 15 million pages of porn on the Web. This year in 2005, 70.7 million people worldwide have become virtual voyeurs.<br /><br />It happened almost every morning. Peter arrived at work wondering how to distract himself from the lure of Internet porn sites. With just a few e-mails awaiting answers, the sales manager of BIG DICK Smith Auto Sales was overcome with the intense desire to view an adult Web site. Quickly finishing his cup of coffee and his work-related tasks, Peter (not his real name) soon had visions of a particular porn site dancing through his head. Peter, 55, attempted to divert his lascivious craving with a Web search of mundane sites, like Chevrolets, but even the computer seemed to conspire against him. If he keyed in “pope”, the URL was automatically completed with previously visited sites such as pornpom.com. Succumbing to temptation, Peter finally entered an adult site, preparing for a hey-day of lust-but his heart skipped a beat when he heard footsteps approaching. Peter quickly clicked off his site. He’d continue later.<br /><br />With the invention of the webcam and today’s excellent sound systems Peter later learned he could talk to and almost be in the same room with his fantasy porn girls. What will ever become of poor old Peter and his obvious sex addiction? He obviously could use some help from Elvis Preston King. That is Peter was ALMOST in the same room. “You can only go so far,” Peter says. “You get so close but it’s not a real relationship. I hate it, but I am hooked, I can’t stop and I just keep doing it.”<br /><br />Web surfers around the globe have quickly discovered the advantages of cyber-porn over adult movies and magazines, a revelation and revolution responsible for the porn or adult site traffic’s tremendous growth rate. Net surfers can skip embarrassing trips to adult bookstores. Web users now enjoy access to massive varieties of content- from soft porn to hardcore, online sex videos, live rooms where viewers can talk to performers and almost anything else imaginable in the wildest of fantasies.<br /><br />I have no problem with porn. It is so hard for men to get laid that they have no where else to turn. It might even be a good business for your king to get into. I hold the world record of the most pick ups and seductions of beautiful 18 year old girls. I am 56 years old. I am one of the most envied men on earth. I searched Google for porn and I came up with 9,850,000 results! That’s a pretty popular search. I had never searched before because I have no need for porn pictures or articles because I have all the playmates in the world. However as hard as women are to pick up and seduce for sex there is a really BIG need for porn. What else is a loser who can’t laid going to do! Let me repeat there is nothing wrong with good solid adult porn for ADULTS only… With ADULTS over 18! But wouldn’t you rather have the real McCoy than porn! That’s where Elvis Preston King comes in. I pick up chicks world wide for winners who can’t get laid. You may never want to look at porn again. You will have a different chick or two or three in the sack everyday if you hang out with the king.<br /><br />On the other hand you may be addicted to porn by now and need it just like a drug. You may even want to watch porn or search porn on Google with your new girlfriends. Am I talking to you my little porn buddy. Out of 9,850,000 Google results I believe that Google has probably sent you clicking your way to the real life PORN king. Google just sent you to click heaven when you clicked on the Bachelor Dream Tours and the Porn King himself... Elvis Preston King.<br /><br />If Google didn’t send you to blogger heaven go over to <a href="http://www.bloger.com/">http://www.bloger.com/</a> and look around for bachelor dream tours. While you are there start your own blog and you can talk about anything in the world you want to talk or write about, be it porn or be it Chevrolets or be it the Pope. If you are still not happy go over to <a href="http://www.msnuser.com/">http://www.msnuser.com/</a> and look around for my Bachelor Dream Tours site over there. There you will find a few of my girlfriends fully clothed hanging out with the Porn King, Elvis Preston King. Don’t fret one day I will put together a real porn site just for you and hopefully it will be the world’s number 1 porn site, and none of my girls will be wearing a stitch of clothing! As I am the world’s number 1 pick up artist. Everything I do I am always number1. I should have been Bill Gates I would have been number1 in the cash department!<br /><br />If you are a porn addict your are going to love all the real life porn that you and your new found porn king are going to have but with nice girls. Elvis doesn’t do dancers, escorts, pros or sleazy women but if you, my little porn buddy like these kind of women your new found porn king knows where they live in almost every city in the world. If that’s what you want is a porn queen Elvis Preston King will track her down and find her and seduce her for you my little kinky porn buddy. That’s my job my little porn buddy. Or should I call you PETER!<br /><br />Hey don’t take it as an insult there is nothing wrong with being a porn addict and there is nothing wrong with sex, sex and more sex and porn, porn and more porn. 9,850,000 Google Porn searches couldn’t be wrong.<br /><br />The number one Google search went to none other than PenisBot’s Porn Links… “All porn links what are worth your visit. Well organized collection of free, pay, avs sites are waiting you here.” I would do a link if they asked me to the Bachelor Dream Tours site. Wow that’s Google power and influence. PenisBot’s Porn Links have Google Pulling Power. They must have some site. Google loves their porn ass! Although they must be afraid the King will steal their Google spot or all of their business because Elvis Preston King and the Bachelor Dream Tours are BANNED from the PenisBot Porn Links!<br /><br />Long live porn and 9,850,000 Google porn sites. I sure would be curious who the last one on the list is and why Google hates them so much!<br /><br />Searching Google keying in the words porn and sex the number 1 result came in as <a href="http://www.sexzool.com/">SEXZool - Free sex photos &amp; free porn thumbnail galleries.</a><br /><br />What would it take to develop the world’s number 1 porno site? Let’s search Google and see who claims to be the world’s number 1 porno site. Wait a minute I’ll be right back after I go to my favorite search engine, Google, boy do I hate it that I forgot to buy stock in Google. I’d be billionaire porn king by now.<br /><br />I’M BACK…The site didn’t COME UP but the world’s top porn star did… The number one Google slot said this…. Jenna Jameson is truly the world’s number 1 adult film star of all time. I don’t know her but I am sure she must be. Google is never wrong.<br /><br />Under the category of SEX there are a whopping 67,500,000 Google search results! The most popular search on Google is SEX! Why wouldn’t sex be the most popular Google search with Puritan society trying to strangle sex for hundreds of years.<br /><br />Porn, porn, porn. The porn boys can thank the hard to get beautiful women of the world for this big financial PORN opportunity. Because if Every man on earth new how to seduce women like Elvis Preston King does there would probably not be over a couple porn sites available for the Google robots to crawl. I know that even <a href="http://adultfriendfinder.com/">Adult FriendFinder - The World's La</a>rgest Sex Personals Site won’t accept the king on their site for fear that every girl on the site will date the attraction king and put the adult finders out of business! I am not kidding! Ask AdultFriend Finders about Elvis Preston King!<br /><br />So if you are tired of porn or if you love porn save a little time for the real thing… email your porn king… HE is really the attraction king… Elvis Preston King and forget about porn for an hour or two…You will still have 22 hours or so to surf for porn after you make love with Elvis Preston King’s HOT girlfriends sisters cousins and best friends! Remember Elvis has more girlfriends than any man on earth and yes that includes Genes Simmons and the famous basketball player with all the girls…What was his name ? Oh you do the Google search and let me know! See you at my blog site my little porn buddy!<br /><br />Elvis Preston King is hoping Bill Clinton will accept his offer to co-author the new book… “Our Life the Womanizers.” Elvis Preston King is also now officially offering to co- author the Book “The Art of the Pick-up” with Donald Trump!<br /><br />Elvis Preston King, the King of Seduction, the King of Attraction, the World’s Number 1 Playboy. The World’s Top Playboy, The Master of Seduction, The World’s Number 1 Ladies Man, The Guinness World Book World’s Number 1 Playboy (who has had sex with more 18 year old women than any man on the planet. (Verification pending). The World’s Number 1 Womanizer (After Bill Clinton, of course) And last but not least the King of Porn!<br /><br />The one and only Elvis Preston Kiiiiiiinng!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />PS Google says the basket ball star who had sex with all those women was Wilt Chamberlain. And yes Elvis Preston King has had the pleasure of talking shop with The President of the United States Bill Clinton and he has the pictures with the good old boy from Arkansas to prove it. Furthermore Elvis hopes Ivana whom Elvis has had the pleasure of meeting on more than one occasion will help convince Donald to decide who is going to fire who or shake and get down to the business of writing “The Art of the Pick- up!”<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112051915930887316?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1120429639148848412005-07-03T15:26:00.000-07:002005-07-03T15:27:19.153-07:00Well let’s see there is Elvis Preston King and then there is George Clooney.<br />Screen hunk George Clooney is set to remain the eternal bachelor - as he insists he is too “selfish” to settle down. “I’m very respectful of women but that doesn’t mean I’m predisposed to feeling comfortable in a relationship over a number of years. “I haven’t had a good track record. I’m selfish when it comes to my time and my work, and the fact that I do enjoy myself and I do feel good about the life I’m leading makes me think that maybe this is the way it’s going to be for me.” George Clooney.<br /><br />Elvis Preston King is a little less famous than George but shares in his views of bachelorhood. Eternal bachelors… “However, that doesn’t mean I don’t like sleeping over night with my top 100 girlfriends. I do.” Elvis Preston King.<br /><br />I am an international playboy and I like girls from all over the world I particularly like Viking Princesses from Europe with pure golden blonde hair and I also like tanned girls from tropical islands. I usually maintain my bachelor pad in an exotic tropical island and many men have the misconception that I only have poor little Caribbean girlfriends. While my Caribbean Queens are beautiful I have girlfriends from numerous different countries. Elvis Preston King is truly the International Playboy.<br /><br />Many successful men opt for escorts but not your king. I like the sweet innocent kind with bodies of models, but also girls that you can take home to Mom. Of course, your wife might not approve so we won’t mention it to any one that you went on a bachelor tour with Elvis Preston King. Elvis is the only man on earth who tracks down beautiful girls for wealthy guys who just don’t have the time or desire to do the leg work. Needless to say Elvis is the top pick up artist on earth. No one can match his skills and I mean no one!<br /><br />Escorts are more dangerous no matter how beautiful they are. Their job is sleeping with any man that has a few bucks in his pocket. Yet many men opt for these fantasy vacations with beautiful escorts. With an escort it’s mandatory that you practice safe sex. There is no chance for real romantic sex. Where does that leave the man who wants to go bare backing once in a while. Elvis can find you a real girlfriend and that will cut down your risk of things you don’t want to get and give you the life you have always dreamed about just like it were 1969 again. Let the bare backer beware. I am not promoting unsafe sex but a bad diet will kill you faster than unsafe sex. Statistically more men die from heart attacks than from Aids the world over. If your girlfriend doesn’t have the disease you won’t get it either. I stress girlfriend not escort!<br /><br />On a more fun note there are beautiful girls out there waiting to meet you and me. It doesn’t matter if you are not George Clooney in the looks department Elvis will find you girls who look at your heart and ok they might want to know what you wallet looks like too, but I am not talking about pros, escorts, dancers or sleazy women.<br /><br />If you hang out with the king of seduction Elvis Preston King You will chuckle to yourself thinking briefly of the guys back home, wishing they could be here to see you now.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112042963914884841?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1120319453296342892005-07-02T08:50:00.000-07:002005-07-02T20:04:46.226-07:00Life is not just about having a copy of Playboy on the coffee table. Life is about having real life playmates on the coffee table.<br /><br />Elvis Preston King believes that men should aspire to have a lifestyle of living life to the fullest. There is more to life than just money and power. You ask what else is there besides money and power? Let me tell you my friend maybe I am girl crazy. I have been girl crazy all my life but there is nothing better on this world than a constant stable of new and sexy young playmates around when you want them.<br /><br />I have my living arrangements set up different than Hef in that I have a private residence where I hide away and a bachelor pad to hang out with my playmates when I want their company. I have the best of both worlds and when I want a break from scores of women I take it. Needless to say I have a full sex life that includes making love to one to three sexy dream girls per day. I constantly meet and seduce new girls almost every day. I am the world’s number 1 playboy on the planet and I like meeting new girls on a daily basis and yes I have now surpassed Gene Simmons record of the most women in the sack.<br /><br />79 year old Hugh Hefner has downsized his girlfriend stable from seven girlfriends to just three girlfriends that live with him at the Playboy Mansion. I think that is great. However, I don’t like being caged in by any particular woman or women. I put up my favorite women up in apartments or small houses so that they are not always in my face. That can get tiring and boring no matter how beautiful the women are. The Elvis Preston King bachelor pad always has its doors open to NEW girls. This is the secret to keeping the flame of living the good life burning. Always something new and exciting at the King’s Palace. I have chosen one of Jack Nicklaus’s golf and beach paradises as the King’s Palace fully equipped with a Rolls Royce stretch limo, fully stocked bar and jammed full of playmates from around the world that would cause Hef to come out drooling. A helicopter would be nice because I have beauties on both sides of my favorite island. A private jet would be great to get to my secret hide-aways fast where the girls are waiting for you and me.<br /><br />Elvis Preston King never dates pros, dancers or sleazy women.<br /><br />I am looking for a gentleman associate who would like to live a life that dwarfs Hugh Hefner’s…The REAL good life. I will help you customize your fantasy life to your dreams. No one, not even Hef knows how to live the good life better than Elvis Preston King.<br /><br />Don’t you think it’s time you step out of the rat race to know where? Life can move fast can’t it? One day we’ll wake up and it will be too late and no amount of money can bring back the good life. Forget society’s idea of the good life and think about what you really want deep in your heart. Is it to be a real millionaire playboy? Or is your life about greed and living for money just to leave it to you heirs and your favorite charity in the end.<br /><br />You too can enjoy the good-life and independence of being a happy and successful playboy. If you treasure beautiful women and have always dreamed of living the good life contact Elvis Preston King and get started.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112031945329634289?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1120273338799820362005-07-01T20:01:00.000-07:002005-07-01T20:02:18.806-07:00Elvis Preston King is the king of attraction. The world’s number 1 playboy, the king of seduction and the king of attraction. Let’s face it the man is the KING. The man has more 18 year old girlfriends than any 56 year old man on the planet. Every sensible man in the world who loves women would at least like to know the Elvis Preston King story. The amount of people that read about Elvis on the internet is low compared to what the mainstream press could do to bless the men of the world of such knowledge.<br /><br />The mainstream press would rather bore us out of our socks with all kinds of crap we don’t want to see, hear or read about. Where does most men’s mind go to several times per day… to thoughts of sex, lust and women. Most men don’t know the first thing about being a playboy. If they knew something about the king of attraction they could at least have a shot at success with women which is what men really want.<br /><br />Your king was recently contacted by Laura Heywood from Maxim radio about interviewing your king for advice for men about picking up girls. For unknown reasons she backed down from the interview.<br /><br />Most newspapers won’t accept advertising for Elvis Preston King’s introduction services for the gentleman who has everything but hot 18 year old playmates.<br /><br />This is the kind of phenomenon you should be hearing about on “Ripley’s Believe it or Not” or in the “Guinness World Records Book.” Elvis Preston King’s chauffeur whom is a Black man with the handsome face of Muhomad Ali gets laid more than the number 2 pick up artist in the world two to one! Needless to say Elvis has given the man a pointer or two! He is actually graduated to Elvis’s Wingman. A Wingman is the pick up artist’s assistant and side-kick involved in picking up and seducing sexy ladies. He gives the girls a sales speel as to how great Elvis is. Every word taught by the King himself. Elvis does the final close and they are his! Elvis would marry them all if the law allowed but Puritan beliefs won’t allow it! To learn more about the king read every word you can find about the king at the blog -site Bachelor Dream Tours. Also recommended is a thorough Google search. The Puritan beliefs highly promoted in the United States have kept the King from the mainstream press. But there are love starved men out there who simply don’t read the internet. These men would jump through hoops to hang out with Elvis Preston King if some brave man or woman of the press would be the first to bring the story of Elvis Preston King to the men of the world.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112027333879982036?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1120230190578911442005-07-01T08:02:00.000-07:002005-07-01T08:03:10.586-07:00If you do a Google search for one night stand you will get approximately 9,950,000 results. Google placed AskMen.com in the number one spot. The actual article is called “Be Prepared For A One-Night Stand” by David Stovny.<br /><br />David mentioned personal hygiene and gentlemen this is absolutely correct. I bath myself inside and out and in every nook and cranny. I brush and floss like you wouldn’t believe. I use baking soda, peroxide and the best toothpaste I can get my hands on. I use anti-bacterial soap.<br /><br />The number two spot for Google goes to How to Land a One-night Stand by the player also at AskMen.com.<br /><br />The Player has some good suggestions. However, I do not agree with picking up old broads.<br /><br />The real life King of one-night stands is your author Elvis Preston King, the king of Attraction. He picks up and seduces more young women in the over 18 class than any other playboy alive or dead.<br /><br />So let’s talk about one night stands. According to Elvis Preston King the king of attraction there is nothing more exotic and passionate than a one night stand. The sex, the thrill, the fantasy. No Elvis has never even gotten a simple std. Probably due to his impeccable hygiene and anti-bacterial soap. Elvis has one to three one night stands per day. That’s right I do my love making in the afternoons!<br /><br />The main thing I notice about women after I have one-night stand with them is that they have this look on their face that clearly says “I CAN’T BELIVE I JUST DID THAT” ALMOST two-thirds of women have had a one-night stand, but nearly all of them regret it, a survey has found. But gentlemen that is what a man like Elvis Preston King can do when one is born with carnal and natural God given attraction.<br /><br />Elvis has also developed a new secret system that allows him to have the fastest and cheapest one-night stands on the planet. His system works anywhere in the world. He particularly likes Euopean women right now. Who knows tomorrow his one night stands may be in the Pacific Islands. Word has it Elvis Preston King is already in the air.<br /><br />Young amateur boys need alcohol to fuel up their girls. I don’t even give my girls a cup of coffee. It is all done with animal attraction that the king of one-night stands has.<br /><br />Bruce Willis whom your author has had the pleasure of meeting on rare occasions gives gifts pendants for one night stands ... laughing after allegedly bulk buying the necklaces and embarking on a spree of one night stands… Seems Bruce is a littler smarter than I had previously thought. We were at a few parties together and your author was once caught on camera hanging out with Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stalone. I once heard Bruce say that Tom Arnold Just doesn’t have any talent. Well Tom give old Elvis a call and we’ll get you laid buddy. So much for Hollywood let’s get back to real life pick up artists and one-night stands.<br /><br />The truth is your king is obsessed with one night stands and in contrast to the Player, Elvis Preston King’s one night stands are usually between 18 and 18. Some countries want to raise the age of consent to at least 21 because they are really pissed when they find out your king laid the government officials daughters.<br /><br />Long live one-night stands and let’s hope they don’t raise the age of consent to 21! See you in the movies and say hi to Bruce Willis from Elvis Preston King.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112023019057891144?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1120167567105981202005-06-30T14:39:00.000-07:002005-06-30T16:05:13.993-07:00Gentlemen Gentlemen who doesn’t love Clint Eastwood in The Good the Bad and the Ugly. Your author loves that movie and is a big Clint Eastwood fan.<br /><br />Blondie is a man’s man and your author Blondie is a ladies man.<br /><br />THE GOOD… Good guys certainly aren’t going to get laid if they don’t seek expert help from the king of seduction. Women are not attracted to good guys. I know there is no logic to it but the facts are the facts. If you take the advice of a woman, she will tell you that fact is false and that women love nice good guys. Just not true. Keep getting your advice from the lady doctor of love and you will find that your game only will get worse and worse.<br /><br />Good guys finish last with girls. Lavish her with gifts, throw down the red carpet for her… Open her doors. Yes you are on the right track to being a hen pecked wussie whipped loser who will get a kiss on the cheek if you’re lucky. If you are plagued with the following feelings and problems Elvis Preston King can offer you a COMPLETE SOLUTION:<br /><br />*Immobilized fear of women.<br /><br />*Feeling that women have all the power.<br /><br />*You are out of your league with hot 10’s.<br /><br />*You are insecure because you are fat, bald, old or just feel yourself to be a loser.<br /><br />*You feel like throwing in the towel because you have tried and tried and always come up on the loser end of the stick.<br /><br />*You want to date young hot chicks but feel you are over the hill and wouldn’t know where to begin.<br /><br />Yes, you fall into the category of a loser who can’t get laid. But don’t fret the seduction king has a solution for you.<br /><br />THE BAD… Bad guys get laid. Women have an attraction for bad guys. I am not talking about insulting or beating women. It is always the bad guy who wins with chics. Elvis Preston King is such a bad guy. No I don’t even buy my girls a cup of coffee, not at least until I have tried out my little sweety in the sack once or twice then were off to the coffee shop to get to know each other a little better. But I always get to know my girls at the bachelor pad before we’re off for that coffee.<br /><br />THE UGLY…My ugly buddies get laid like they were Brad Pitt…Why because they are hanging out with a guy who know how to “Win Girlfriends and Influence Girls.”<br /><br />So my little Good, Bad Ugly buddy call Elvis Preston King the expert of seduction and the king of picking up girls and let’s solve your problem forever. No more loneliness and desperation. No more failure as a man. Swallow that Macho pride you know what you have to do and who you have to call! Join the chic magnet and panty dropper himself. It’s attraction, magical attraction that your king has created for you and him with girls. Your only problem will be which girls you want to get physical with on any given day. Elvis King is not a weekend warrior and getting laid with hot young chics is a daily pleasure that he is surely addicted to as one day you will be too.<br /><br />The Good, The Bad and the Ugly….With Elvis Preston King at their side they all get laid!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112016756710598120?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1120139351949114212005-06-30T06:48:00.000-07:002005-06-30T06:49:11.953-07:00So you boys have a lust problem. Don’t feel bad most young people have the same lust problem as you do. Kick this around there are dirty old men out there who also have a lust problem. Namely Elvis Preston King. That is if you want to call it a problem. I would start bragging about my world record as the top seduction expert but I have envious losers who can’t get laid sending me computer viruses every day already.<br /><br />Thirty-seven times per week: That’s how often a young man’s thoughts turn to sexual desire, according to a new survey of almost 700 American adults. Young women, on the other hand, are somewhat less carnal: their thoughts lean toward lust an average of nine times per week, the study found.<br /><br />But that still translates into daily desire for both genders, according to the findings presented Friday at the American Psychological Society annual meeting, in Los Angeles.<br />“Virtually every participant in this study, male and female, reported having experienced sexual desire -- and they did so on a daily basis,” concluded co-researchers Pamela Regan, a professor of psychology at California State University, Los Angeles, and graduate psychology student Leah Atkins.<br /><br />In their study, Regan and Atkins interviewed 676 men and women, whose average age was 25, on the intensity and frequency with which they experienced sexual desire.<br /><br />So gentlemen what are you going to do about it. I will tell you this right now your king, Elvis Preston King has more lust goddesses than any man on the planet. No pros, no dancers and no sleazy girls. Just plain sex goddesses. To learn how you can meet some of these sex goddesses give old Elvis Preston King a call.<br /><br />Elvis Preston King…loverboybachelor@yahoo.com<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112013935194911421?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1120063685986145512005-06-29T09:47:00.000-07:002005-06-29T09:48:05.993-07:00Many women are concerned with their looks. Too many of them are caught up with the image of being skinny and pretty like the skinny models they see in the media. By seeing all these beautiful, thin women they may feel insecure about the way they look. Therefore, they try and do anything they can to acquire that look. Methods they use to try and achieve this are by self-starvation, known as Anorexia, or induced vomiting, known as Bulimia. Anorexia nervosa and bulimia nervosa are only two of the eating disorders that often result from their incessant desire to be thin and “beautiful.” But they are the two biggest killers and destroyers of beautiful normal to big women.<br /><br />Beauty and fashion are also in part with their desire for social acceptance and success. Women try to meet an unreasonable weight standard because fashion requires them to.<br /><br />Women's self-image, their social and economic success and even their survival can still be determined largely by their beauty and by the men it allows them to attract, while for men these are based largely on how they act and what they accomplish. Looks simply are of secondary importance for male success.<br /><br />Ladies, ladies please this is your king speaking I am the world’s most popular and most unavailable bachelor… Unavailable because I love my being a playboy. I have more girlfriends than any man on the planet so obviously I have some sort of attraction to beautiful women.<br /><br />Let me be candid with you most men DO NOT like extremely skinny women. Oh yes I have skinny girlfriends who somehow manage to hang on to a little bit of sexiness. Many girls begin to lose those beautiful asses when they lose too many pounds.<br /><br />Let me go to the other extreme big sexy women. Let me tell you straight girls if a big girl is curvy and sexy the king is all over her. Let me tell you too that if all the girls in the world were skinny models your king would be ready to jump over a bridge. The fact is men like variety. Variety is the spice of life. While I make love with one to three dream girls per day they are not all model perfect, but they are all truly beautiful!<br /><br />Elvis Preston King, the king of seduction, the world’s top playboy, the world’s number 1 ladies man, the bachelor king and the man every woman loves to love.<br /><br />Have a nice day and may the best girl land the king, and not necessarily the skinniest girl either!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112006368598614551?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1120056785499709282005-06-29T07:52:00.000-07:002005-06-29T07:53:05.506-07:00Girls are looking for love. They get that desperate feeling to find their Prince Charming. They lower their standards. Such as in the case of 18 year old dream girls and your author. Your author Elvis Preston King is a handsome guy but he also is old enough to be these girls grandfather. Elvis dates girls between 18 and 18.<br /><br />In the case of Elvis Preston King the world’s number 1 playboy, he has an irresistible and incredible attraction that women of any age cannot resist. Sort of like the fictional James Bond character. In part, it’s the biological reality of having babies that cause women to date playboys bad boys. There biological clock is ticking.<br /><br />The thrill of the chase. The thrill of the chase is not only is something your author loves but also there are many women who really get off on chasing unavailable men. The more a girl sees your king the more she becomes addicted to your king, Elvis Preston King.<br /><br />Women also think they can change a man no matter how much of a bad boy macho man that he is. Yes, some women succeed in taking control over these type of men in some cases.<br /><br />The harder the guy is to get the more women want the bad guy. Remember women are not naturally attracted to nice guys. Read some of my articles about nice guys vs bad guys…Who do you think gets laid?<br /><br />Did you ever wonder how educated and smart people do stupid and unexplainable things when they are in love. They are on drugs and don’t know it. The brain secrets dopamine when one is in love. That must be what happened to Donald Trump. There is no logical explanation how one could give up being a billionaire playboy for the first pretty face that smiled at him! Dopamine my friend. Even your king has had this happen to him. Wow, did I make an ass out of myself in the past. Nothing like Donald Trump who marries the first girl who smiles at him, but I have gotten in a little trouble being in love. I now have learned how to control my dopamine levels and I do not have any love problems any more and I am a happy playboy.<br /><br />Sorry son if you got loads of dopamine in your head don’t call the king until you get it out of your system. There is nothing I can do to make you a happy playboy. Love is a dangerous thing and it can cost you your freedom and your money. Let the lover beware!<br /><br />Long live girls falling for playboys and unavailable guys like you and your king, Elvis Preston King.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-112005678549970928?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119968157044224212005-06-28T07:15:00.000-07:002005-06-28T07:15:57.050-07:00If you want to improve your game you have got to be in condition to do the job.<br /><br />Stretching is often an over looked part of the game by many golfers.<br />It’s all about the swing. If you’re stiff you won’t be able to consistently make your golf swing to your maximum potential. Stretching improves flexibility, which allows you to move your joints through their full range of motion. Flexibility is a key element of golf fitness; it can enhance physical performance and relieve muscle tension and stiffness. You should stretch after a warm-up and/or when cooling down after a workout, since it is easier and safer to stretch a warm muscle than a cold one. Warm-ups bring blood to the muscles and make injuries from stretching less likely.<br />Warm up first then stretch.<br /><br />The golden bear of golf and girls starts with an 18 year old golf assistant. My favorite has blonde hair and blue eyes and looks just liked she stepped out of Vogue in or out of her sweat pants. The girl is crazy about the golden bear of seduction. Your author enjoys golf but he does not over look another game and that game is the playboy game. I have many beautiful young golf assistants. Life is about golf and GIRLS. What is success without golf and girls. Most men play golf but over look the real joys of living. Beautful young women. No I am not talking about a get away with your secretary, I am talking about golf car loads of hot young golf babes.<br />To prevent injury I have a ten minute warm up session with my 18 year old girlfriend which includes me on top, her on the bottom and various other exciting positions.<br />Afterwards I use light weight dumbbells just to give me a little arm strength.<br />After a good workout in bed with one of my favorite girlfriends then I am less likely to sustain an injury from the stretching exercises and my golf game.<br />I find the butterfly stretch quite exotic. (for adductor muscles in groin). Sit on floor, bringing heels together near groin and holding feet together by the ankles. Have your sexy 18 year old playmate partner gently push your knees down; hold for 5 seconds. Try to bring your knees upward as partner provides resistance. Relax, then have her gently push down again for a greater stretch. Repeat. If you are having trouble locating such a beautiful golf assistant contact the golden bear of seduction…Elvis Preston King and your golf game and playboy game will change drastically for the better!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111996815704422421?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119880889305276812005-06-27T07:01:00.000-07:002005-06-27T07:01:29.310-07:00Pick up girls. I hate to begin with such a lame title, but that is the key words that pop into the average wussie’s mind. How to pick up girls, how to seduce girls. Pick up girls not just pick up girl…What wussie only wants just one girl in the first place. Well, if you put yourself in the shoes of the wussie who can’t get laid, one girl will do just fine. That is the reason your author Elvis Preston King, the King of Seduction, the World’s Number 1 Playboy, and the World’s Number 1 Pick up Girl Artist on the planet called his article “Pick up Girl.<br /><br />Gentlemen, gentlemen the down and dirty truth is if you are a loser- wussie who can’t get laid there just isn’t much you can do. It takes talent boy, talent. You either got it or you don’t. However, I suggest you get yourself a good salesman job and maybe you can learn some basic psychology.<br /><br />Also there are scores of books on pick up girl. Not that they will help you buddy, but they certainly can’t hurt anything. Pick up girl is probably just barely in your vocabulary.<br /><br />Don’t cry to Mommy there is a quick solution. No it’s not paying a prostitute. No it’s not a strip club and no it’s not a copy of Playboy Magazine. Little buddy just like anything else you have to seek professional help…The help from the top playboy in the world. The man who pick up girl more than any man on earth. Your author, Elvis Preston King gets laid more than any man on the planet. The envy runs thick out there. It is so beyond the average wussie’s comprehension that there is that much sex with beautiful girlfriends that most of these wanna be pick up artists refuse to believe the Elvis Preston King truth.<br /><br />I know most of you are broke too which just ads insult to injury, but if you happen to get a hold of some cash you know where to spend it to pick up girl and I mean really pick up girl. To the tune of new playmates day after day after day. Take a vacation Buddy go hang out with the man who the pick up girl gurus call when they have problems with their girlfriends. The Guru-san of pick up girl. The pick up girl artist of all time. The man who is just short of a God. Pick up girl and pick up girl and pick up girl!<br /><br />Now let me spell it out for you… you don’t know how to pick up girl. So call the man who does know how to pick up girl. The pick up girl man himself the one and only Elvis Preston King! What’s it all about? Pick up girl! Pick up girl. Pick up girl which ads up to pick up girls!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111988088930527681?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119839603097654122005-06-26T19:33:00.000-07:002005-06-26T19:33:23.103-07:00Here are ten characteristics that can indicate sex addiction:<br />*Uncontrollable sexual behaviour;<br />*Considerable consequences caused by sexual behaviour;<br />*Not be able to stop despite these considerable consequences;<br />*Persistently pursue self-damaging behaviour or behaviour that carries with it big risks.<br />*A continuous wish or attempt to limit the sexual behaviour;<br />*Sexual obsession and fantasizing are a primary survival strategy;<br />*A need to practice sexual behaviors more and/or more often, because the current level is not enough.<br />*Spend abnormal amounts of time to get or have sex or to recuperate from the sexual experiences.<br />*Neglect of important activities in the field of work, relations, home front and daily pastime because of sex.<br /><br />If you are a man you should be so lucky. You know that most men can’t get laid if they tried. There is no such thing as sexual addiction. If you are blessed with such luck to have the problems listed above jump for joy. Society would like you to think that you are not normal. Well, maybe you are not normal but you are blessed.<br /><br />Your author has been accused of being a sex addict. Sex addiction what a joy. I just hope that I can hang on to my sex addiction. Your author is pushing 56 years old and I only make love one to three times per day. I Certainly would increase my so called sex addiction if I could.<br /><br />So what if you are a man who has a sex addiction and you can’t get laid. You got a big problem with your sex addiction. The solution is a clear as a bell…Call the world’s number 1 pick up artist, the world’s top playboy and the seduction king to satisfy your sex addiction. This man meets hundreds of girls per month that you can take home to meet Momma and satisfy that sex addiction all at the same time.<br /><br />So who is this sex addicted mad man? Elvis Preston King, of course. Elvis Preston King the Happy Sex Addict. Long live so called sex addiction and log live the king of sex addiction. Thank God there are thousands of girls crazy to cure your sex addiction as the right hand man of Elvis Preston King.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111983960309765412?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119834008234111702005-06-26T17:59:00.000-07:002005-06-26T18:00:08.240-07:00Who is the world’s most popular guy and how did he get that way?<br /><br />Gentlemen, first of all, the world’s most popular guy is not popular with men at all. He is popular with women. This man’s phone rings constantly… almost every 15 seconds a different girls call begging to go out with this lady killer.<br /><br />Brad Pitt….No sorry, Brad is not that popular. Sylvester Stalone? No sorry he is over the hill and it shows. Bill Clinton…Close, his hear attack has set him back a couple steps behind the world’s most popular guy…Donald Trump…Well he was in the running and then he married a girl. His wife has him home by 8:00 P.M. and does not allow any phone calls or visits from any other model playmates.<br /><br />Who is this enigma and world phenomenon and the world’s most popular guy who incredibly does not have one male friend on the planet. You figure that out.<br /><br />He would like just one friend. However, he says he would not trade all of his girlfriends for anything in the world. He wouldn’t trade them for love or money or a new best buddy. The world’s most popular guy holds the Guinness book record of the most girlfriends of any man on the planet). So, if you want to hang out with the world’s most popular guy expect to be surrounded by young beautiful women.<br /><br />Who is the world’s most popular guy? You guessed it…Elvis Preston King.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111983400823411170?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119804172805840422005-06-26T09:42:00.000-07:002005-06-26T09:42:52.810-07:00So you have it all… Rolls Royce cars, ocean cruises around the world, vacations abroad, sailing on your yacht, shopping in Paris…Golf with the Golden Bear. Everything you ever wanted except your fantasy girls.<br /><br />Well sir, you have earned it and money alone will not have young hot chicks beating down your door but hanging out with Elvis Preston King the number 1 playboy in the world will make that fantasy come true.<br /><br />Why did you work and sacrifice if you can’t have what you really want? Donald Trump wants lots of hot model girlfriends, he even bought some beauty pageants just to meet the girls, but he doesn’t have the self-control not to marry the first pretty face that smiles at him. You can put your girl up in an apartment but DO NOT MARRY the girl. Donald the only thing Elvis Preston King has to say to you is “YOUR FIRED!”<br /><br />What are you going to do when fantasy girl number 2 and number 3 and so on and so on comes into the picture. You better believe if you hang out with the King of Seduction that problem will come around sooner than later… Most likely the same day. I like to vary my plate of the day ….daily. Ok so you only want 6 hot girls like Hef has. That too can be arranged by the King of Seduction… Elvis Preston King.<br /><br />Let me remind you the world’s top playboy does not date dancers, pros or sleazy women. He particularly like the sweet innocent loving kind of girlfriend… hot and sexy but one you can still be proud to take home to Mom. It’s just that Mom keeps asking “but son why do you have so many girlfriends, isn’t one enough my dear?” “Sure Mom I just can’t make up my mind which one I want”…Elvis Preston King<br /><br />Email your new found buddy at: loverboybachelor@yahoo.com<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111980417280584042?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119713870193990782005-06-25T08:37:00.000-07:002005-06-25T08:37:50.203-07:00What we are interested in here is some of the hottest golfing action under the sun…<br /><br />Golf Heaven on earth: Cap Cana, the world’s next great destination.<br /><br />Cap Cana, in the Dominican Republic, is being marketed as the world’s next great investment opportunity and is arguably the most exciting resort project Latin America has ever seen. (<a href="http://www.capcanasales.com/">www.capcanasales.com</a>) Jack Nicklaus and Elvis Preston King will be there.<br /><br />The Dominican Republic is a tropical island of stark contrasts that defy easy categorization. Rugged mountain peaks are capped by misty clouds, while deep verdant valleys carve a prehistoric maze through interior alluvial plains. Hundreds of miles of golden-and white-sand beaches rim both the Atlantic and Caribbean coasts, fronting light turquoise, emerald, and cobalt-blue seas. Those beaches are back-dropped by acres upon acres of lush palm tree forests running from sea to sea, hence the nickname: The Coconut Coast. Lastly, an intoxicating array of culturally important communities are draped in colonial charm, reflective of the Dominican Republic’s historical levity.<br />The $500 million master plan for 30,000 acres of ocean-front land 10 minutes from an international airport includes:-• Three Jack Nicklaus signature golf courses• The largest marina and one of the finest white sand beaches in the world• Beach, yacht, equestrian, golf and country clubs• Elegant boutiques and restaurants• A world-class spa• Tennis and swimming facilities• Deep sea fishing• Polo grounds• A casino• 5,000-person amphitheatre • A private hospital The first nine holes of the initial golf course are ready in April and many of the other facilities are coming on line this year.At the heart of Cap Cana is its inland marina, the largest in the Caribbean and the starting point for diving, deep-sea fishing and sailing adventures. Located on major maritime routes the marina will eventually accommodate more than 1,000 vessels up to 150ft.As part of a commitment to ecologically responsible development, much of the resort will be car-free, with internal transport by golf buggy.A broad range of homes, from sophisticated town houses and apartments to private villas on the grand scale, are being sold. Two and three bedroom penthouse apartments within the Marina element of the resort, for example, will cost between $349,000 and $560,000.<br /><br />For the bachelor who is also looking for the hottest girlfriends under the sun. Simply email the Golden Bear of golf and girls Elvis Preston King. Elvis does not date pros, dancers or sleazy women. So if Elvis introduces you to a Miss World she will be the kind of young lady you can take home to meet Momma.<br /><br />Elvis Preston King: <a href="mailto:loverboybachelor@yahoo.com">loverboybachelor@yahoo.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111971387019399078?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119704532957920102005-06-25T06:01:00.000-07:002005-06-25T06:02:12.963-07:00Let everyone in the entire world no that YOU are a loser who can’t get laid.<br /><br />If your king, Elvis Preston King sees a girl he likes he goes after her calm and cool just like a professional bank robber. I may be robbing the cradle… I never date a girl less than 18 or much over 18. Many countries want to raise their age of consent after Elvis Preston King has picked up every 18 year old chic in the country.<br /><br />It is amazing to me that there are losers world wide of this magnitude. You want to sit here and tell me there isn’t a dire need for a man like Elvis Preston King whose job is picking up girls for desperate losers. You bet there is. The tough part is that your author and your king is looking for a loser with money to spend on the good life. A little harder bill to fill. I am hoping one of these guys who is a full blown loser actually wins the lotto so Elvis Preston King can put him out of his misery with chics, chics and more chics!<br /><br />This has always summed it up for me:<br />“We want women, that’s it!...It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know ‘bout that, we don’t know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we’ve had so far...The car-horn-honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks...this man is out of ideas!”-Jerry Seinfeld<br /><br />The man is a big loser who can’t get laid but don’t fret there is a solution and that solution is Elvis Preston King…..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111970453295792010?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119629876401992172005-06-24T09:17:00.000-07:002005-06-24T09:17:56.406-07:00Most women like to fantasize about having that special prince charming. The person she just knows is the “one.”<br /><br />Well Elvis Preston King is bad to the bone and he gives all these little dream girls their Prince Charming soul mate for ONE night!<br /><br />Elvis Preston King’s girlfriends believe in a soul mate. There is always a mystical connection between all of Elvis Preston King and his girlfriends.<br /><br />Elvis Preston King’s girlfriends are blown away with the deep and spiritual bond between them and the king. The king’s girlfriends definitely saw the soul mate vision of Elvis Preston King in the stars.<br /><br />Elvis Preston King believes in his soul mate…He is on a quest to find his soul mate. He makes love to one to three new girlfriends per day and has been on a vigil search for thirty-five years to find the one and only Elvis Preston King soul mate! The King keeps his candlelight vigil burning in hopes that tomorrow will be the day that he finds his soul mate. In the mean time tasting all those lovely prospective soul mates just isn’t all bad!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111962987640199217?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119549729660810102005-06-23T11:01:00.000-07:002005-06-23T11:02:09.666-07:00The real sad truth is aging is slowly killing the Playboys and the Wussies. The two top aging playboys in order of fame are Hugh Hefner at 79 years old and Elvis Preston King at age 55.<br /><br />The two top playboys turned Wussie are in order of fame…Donald Trump age 59 and Larry Ellison age 60 who is pushing 61 in August. They gave it all up and got married. How boring.<br /><br />Gentlemen I suggest you read “Aging: What to expect as you get older from the MayoClinic.com.” Believe me gentlemen it isn’t pretty.<br /><br />The biggest fear that keeps your king up at night is… will I be able to make love to all my girls when I am older? (Your author holds the world record of the most seductions of 18 year old chics of any man on the planet.)<br /><br />The following is exactly what has me up at night: Impotence becomes more common in men as they age. By the time they’re 65, up to 25 percent of men have difficulty getting or keeping an erection about one in every four times they have sex. In others, it may take longer to get an erection, and it may not be as firm as it used to be.<br /><br />My secret to maintaining my erection is the same secret that successful baseball players use to achieve stardom. Practice, practice, practice. I make love one to three times per day. I also eat what I call power foods. Of course I walk and pump small weight so that if I run into my old friend Sylvester Stallone I won’t be embarrassed.<br /><br />The sad thing is that the Mayo Clinic can’t do a thing for the playboys or the wussies about aging because simply put science is about 100 years behind. There are no cures for many diseases including the disease of aging.<br /><br />President Bush put the brakes on stem cell research and cloning research that could have saved the baby boomers. We just lost 8 years more with the election of President Bush. Guaranteed. Seems like the president, the playboys and the wussies alike think that it will happen to somebody else but not to me. Many wealthy people like Larry Ellison and Elvis King think they can buy their way out of aging and death… but with science what it is today unfortunately you can call us goners eventually. Time is taking its toll. The only thing I can think of is for us to enjoy life the best we can every day and not save for the day that will never come. Live for today and get laid today.<br /><br />Elvis Preston King the Aging Seduction King…<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111954972966081010?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119451809407114472005-06-22T07:49:00.000-07:002005-06-22T07:50:09.413-07:00Being single gives you time to explore what make you happy. In the case of your king, Elvis Preston King it is lots of different hot chics. I wake up every morning excited about which new girlfriend I will seduce and make mad passionate love to later in the day!<br /><br />Forget what society wants for you…think about what makes you happy. There is nothing like being in a really hot love affair. Just leave yourself a little time for the OTHER GIRLS! If I was a bachelor without hot chics I would be a miserable soul.<br /><br />Unfortunately most men don’t know have what it takes in the area of attraction to attract a stable of playmates. If you are one of these men bridge that weakness by hanging out with a wingman who knows how to get the girls. This is a hard feat but it just so happens the king of seduction does not have a wingman or sidekick. Your author holds the world record of the most seductions of hot 18 year old chics over any man on the planet. He currently is available to help you get your fair share of hot chicks.<br /><br />To be a happy bachelor, you need to redefine your self as a playboy bachelor by choice. With Elvis Preston King , the king of seduction by your side you don’t have to settle for some hand me down from the locals single club with truck loads of baggage. You can get yourself a hot young babe or two or three or four or how ever many you want and have it your way.<br /><br />Don’t worry about Mom pushing you to get a nice wife she’ll get accustomed to you being a playboy bachelor eventually.<br /><br />Being a bachelor gives you a chance to get to now yourself, your idiosyncrasies, your egocentricities and it gives you a chance to get to know lots of hot chics in an intimate and sexual way. (With Elvis Preston King at your side.)<br /><br />Celebrate being a bachelor. If sleeping alone is not for you let Elvis King show you how to sleep with your dream girls with out falling into a marriage trap. We wouldn’t want to have it all going for us like Donald Trump and Larry Ellison did an upset the applecart by marrying one of the girls.<br /><br />Long live the bachelor KING and his new WINGMAN… YOU.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111945180940711447?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119360593841126432005-06-21T06:29:00.000-07:002005-06-21T06:29:53.846-07:00Most guys think that having lots of money is the way to women’s hearts. Other guys think it’s a fast or luxurious cars that will get and hold their girl. While others waste there time over at he gymnasium trying to bulk up their muscles. Others think that it is only the Brad Pitt face that will reel the girls in. Others try to make a fashion statement with the most stylish clothes.<br /><br />Sure if you happen to have a few of these attributes it won’t hurt anything with hot women but NONE of these things alone will get you truck loads of hot chicks.<br /><br />It is a certain attraction that you have to have to make it with women.<br /><br />Your king is if over the hill and not loaded with cash like I once was. I have all my exotic cars in storage because the insurance and gasoline is just to expensive…Without all my props and my aging face I still attract more hot young chicks than any young man on the planet.<br /><br />I walk way with hot chicks on my arm while the pretty boys walk away holding you know what in their hand at the end of the night. Believe me these guys hate your king with a passion. You can cut the envy with a knife when your king walks out with another doll under his arm.<br /><br />So what’s the secret. If you don’t have the balls to contact your king you will remain a looser who can’t get laid for the rest of your life.<br /><br />You are one of the lucky one’s who has heard of Elvis Preston King and you have the email to contact the man. Unfortunately the king has not been written up by the mainstream press and most of the men of the world do not even know that the king of seduction exists or that his personal services are available. But you my lucky little buddy have the seduction king right at your finger tips from the Google search that you just did. Email the world’s number 1 pick up artist now before you go another night holding that in your hand.<br /> Elvis Preston King… <a href="mailto:loverboybachelor@yahoo.com">loverboybachelor@yahoo.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111936059384112643?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119286403319442562005-06-20T09:52:00.000-07:002005-06-20T09:53:23.323-07:00I get emails from your KINGS fans everyday. Today I received an email from a fan of mine from India with the subject message reading “Hail to the KING.” Now I don’t know who is more egocentric Donald Trump or Elvis Preston King… You decide.<br /><br />In India there were great Indian Kings. My favorite King was Vikramaditya…An ideal king who was as wise as he was brave and strong. He did not want kingship, but when the people needed him, became king. Matchless in war and matchless in forgiveness, an excellent ruler, he won the hearts of his people.<br /><br />Your king never wanted kingship either but the girls of the world just will not leave Elvis Preston King alone. The only other modern day king to understand how it feels to have almost every girl in the world want you was the other king…Elvis Aaron Presley. He lost his Priscilla over womanizing as I have lost a few of my queens over my womanizing. So it goes. But If I was a looser who can’t get laid I would have to jump off from a bridge somewhere. But buddy before you jump at least email your king…Elvis Preston King.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111928640331944256?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119280741497639252005-06-20T08:18:00.000-07:002005-06-20T08:19:01.503-07:00Your king and your author Elvis Preston King is not a Michael Jackson fan. However, he has put out a few nice songs. A few of my fans have been asking my opinion on the Michael Jackson trial so I decided to give you my view.<br /><br />It is obvious that Santa Barbara County District Attorney Tom Sneddon is a cold man who likes wasting public money chasing Michael Jackson around worrying himself sick over whose pants Michael Jackson had his hands in. Who cares! This guy is an idiot. The verdict was another defeat for the looser Tom Sneddon, who’d once before tried, but failed, to pin charges on Jackson, and who was derided for his efforts in the 1995 Jackson song, “D.S.,” featuring the taunting lyric, “Dom Sheldon is a cold man.” The man needs to have his things cleaned out of his office if you ask the king.<br /><br />The Man, Michael Jackson is truly the King of Pop and I believe that he would never hurt a child and so did his jury who cleared him of every charge facing him, including conspiracy and plying a minor with alcohol.<br /><br />If convicted of the 10 criminal counts at issue in the trail, Jackson faced 20 years in prison. A guilty verdict certainly would have been a great injustice to Michael Jackson. Don Sneddon must be a miserable man who obviously can’t get laid. If he had any sense he would pack his backs and hang out with the king and get laid. Although I am not sure I would want to hang out with such a vindictive and miserable man.<br /><br />It is obvious Michael is not wanted by the justice system in his adopted state of California. I suggest that he pack his backs and go to a country where people aren’t so worried about his sexuality. I also suggest that if he does like women that he prove it by hanging out with the world’s number 1 Playboy…Elvis Preston King the King of Seduction and the King of Pop Michael Jackson that should give the media something to write about and talk about! But truly it would give Michael Jackson a new image which is what he needs more than anything right now for his career.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111928074149763925?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119276245719695692005-06-20T07:03:00.000-07:002005-06-20T07:04:05.720-07:00There are a few pick up gurus around. It is an art. One that is quite difficult to acquire I might add.<br /><br />Your author is the top pick-up guru in the world. Hold off on the envy for just one minute please. Your author is looking for a wingman who can’t get laid. Elvis Preston King is a master guru of picking up and seducing young hot chics. As a matter of fact your king is the Guru-san himself… the fastest and best in the world.<br /><br />Your king is no punk kid. Elvis Preston King is a master of the art of the pick-up. Girls world wide cannot resist the silver-back king.<br /><br />Your king does not frequent bars or clubs. He does not date dancers, pros or sleazy women. The man is so fast and good that he is a complete enigma to the world.<br /><br />Brad Pitt is no better than a 10 year old child up against your king in a pick-up situation. Donald Trump would be fired on national TV if he tried to challenge your king…Elvis Preston King.<br /><br />If you are a poor soul with a little cash in your pocket and you are the guy who never got laid in college let alone in high school and you want to make up for lost time call your king fast before it’s too late. If you are already fat, bald and middle-aged it is NOT too late for you provided you have the king at your side.<br /><br />Let all the other men in the world knock themselves dead trying to get laid. For the Guru-san it is a walk in the park. He picks up and makes mad passionate love with one to three knock-out 18 year old stunners per day. Yes per day.<br /><br />If you are a winner who can’t get laid call Elvis Preston King today….<br /><br />Elvis Preston King <a href="mailto:loverboybachelor@yahoo.com">loverboybachelor@yahoo.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111927624571969569?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119234349222405912005-06-19T19:24:00.000-07:002005-06-19T19:25:49.230-07:00How to Meet and Hang Out With the Stars: A Totally Unauthorized Guide by Bret Saxon and Steve Stein (Citadel Press, 230 pgs., $12.95)<br /> <br />There's only one word to describe this handbook for sneaking into celebrity functions and haunting superstar haunts: pathetic. In their celebrity psychosis, Saxon and Stein come across as only slightly more benign versions of John Hinckley and Mark David Chapman--held in check, perhaps, because the famous objects of their pathological affections are so much more indiscriminate. From Don Knotts to Don Ho, Francis Ford Coppola to Andrew Dice Clay, all it takes to rate in the Saxon-Stein superstar pantheon is any form of celebrity, coupled with a willingness to sign autographs and pose for pictures with intrusive jerks like themselves. Copiously illustrated with bleary photos of one or the other (but never both) of the authors standing near enough to a famous face to pretend they know the person it belongs to, this "how-to" is padded out to publication length by over a hundred pages of something called a "Celebrity Index," in which Saxon and Stein rank the stars based on how cooperative they were when the authors accosted them. No wonder so many celebrities are prone to punch their "fans" these days. Here's hoping some semi-famous figure gets around to kicking these two very deserving butts in the very near future.<br /><br />There is only one way to describe this review of Steve Stein and Bret Saxon and their great book….A crock of bull by an envious guy who has never laid eyes on a celebrity in his life. These guys are 100% the real McCoy and they schmoozed their way into the hearts of many celebrities. If you talk to a few stars who actually know the boys you will find that they are fantastic and fun guys. They schmoozed their way into the heart of your favorite celebrity…Elvis Preston King. As the world’s number 1 pick- up artist I meet the same kind of envy on a daily basis.<br /><br />I know that they DO NOT sneak into any celebrity events. They are on the guest list of every function in Hollywood. Your celebrity king Elvis Preston King also knows lots of celebrities. While Steve Stein and Bret Saxon have never introduced me to a celebrity, they read or heard about your celebrity king somewhere and schmoozed there way into my Rolls Royce stretched limo and her fully stocked bar a many a night. Needless to say when the boys hung out with Elvis Preston King the girls were fighting over the boys. We had a lot of great times.<br /><br />Somebody needs to kick the butt of this low life envious critic who criticized my little buddies. I have an autographed copy of their book “How to Meet and Hang Out With the Stars” an it is one of my most prized books.<br /><br />Elvis Preston King… The world’s number 1 celebrity king with the girls of the world.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111923434922240591?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119191077101226012005-06-19T07:23:00.000-07:002005-06-19T07:44:27.586-07:00“I love beautiful women, and beautiful women love me. It has to be both ways.” Donald Trump.<br /><br />Despite being the son of a multi-millionaire developer, Donald Trump did not inherit anything, making his own fortune and rescuing his father’s company - he is truly the turnaround king.<br /><br />His wealth, connection with beautiful women and extravagant nature has made him one of the most recognizable men in America and surely one of the most envied. (Apparently 98% of American's know who he is).<br /><br />An amateur womanizer Trump owns the Miss Universe, Miss Teen USA and Miss USA beauty Pageants, he has been married twice but his philandering has put an end to his marriages.<br /><br />Most everyone has seen his television show the Apprentice.<br /><br />First of all your king has the utmost respect for Donald Trump. However, I just cannot for the life of me understand how or why he could possibly marry the first pretty face that smiles at him. I have been mistaken for Donald Trump myself when I throw my hair back in that distinguishable Donald Trump hairstyle.<br /><br />Why would any man with that much success want to throw a cog into the perfect game. Ok move your girlfriend into an apartment, BUT MARRY HER! There is simply no excuse. The only thing Elvis Preston King has to say to Donald trump is …YOU’RE FIRED!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111919107710122601?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119100326146852802005-06-18T06:11:00.000-07:002005-06-18T06:12:06.150-07:00There is some confusion over the fight date and where the fight will take place and against what opponent.<br /><br />You author is a really big Mike Tyson fan and believes given the chance he could get Mike back on the right track again. Not only in the boxing ring but in his life.<br /><br />Your author knows what is like to have success very young as I had authored a famous book very young and then became a millionaire over night and then lost it all later in life. Wow that hurts. I personally know how Mike feels. I would like to have a chance to help him pick himself up off the canvas and fight again. Gaining the heavy weight championship title of the world at twenty years old is very hard to deal with correctly. As a matter of fact is next to impossible. <br /><br />I too like helping the poor people. But Mike or I cannot do it if we don’t get back in the ring and fight, fight, fight. Our smiling broke faces won’t do much to support good causes.<br /><br />I understand Mike and including his love for women. I am now in Estonia with a thousand dream girls but like Mike Tyson I like hot Dominican girls and if Mike likes I will introduce him to a thousand girls over there who won’t file rape charges against him. I was very angry when Mike lost three years of his life and career to a girl named Desiree who probably communicated to Mike that she wanted it then decided to take him down just to put a feather in her own cap. She is a you know what. Love and seduction is your author’s game. I hold the world record of the most seductions of any man on the planet. A champion in my own right. I am the baddest playboy on the planet as Mike is the baddest fighter on the planet. He just needs an adjustment in his thinking.<br /><br /><br />If Iron Mike Tyson can get Elvis Preston King in his corner his life will turn for the better. Elvis Preston King has some success secrets in his bag of moves that will make Tony Robbins look like a school boy.<br /><br />Mike Tyson still has a lot to offer to the boxing world and Mike’s fans and Mike Tyson’s number 1 fan is Elvis Preston King. Unlike his other friends and fans I won’t turn my back on him when he is down.<br /><br />Iron Mike Tyson will fight again and soon.<br /><br />Do your Google search once in a while to get the latest on Mike Tyson and Elvis Preston King and the upcoming fight with Mike Tyson and………………<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111910032614685280?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1119011276077731782005-06-17T05:27:00.000-07:002005-06-20T07:03:13.563-07:00Gentlemen let’s get right to it. In your king’s opinion it doesn’t matter too much to women. As matter of fact your king is packing a little over average size and are you ready for this…I have girls who won’t come back just because the cannon is a hair TOO BIG. My little buddies forget about it… DO NOT ENLARGE THE GEAR. It is not necessary. My wingman claims he is not packing any heavy sized equipment and because he hangs out with your king he gets laid more than the number 2 pick up artist in the world and he gets no complaints!<br /><br />In reality sexual pleasure is related to: a person’s state of mind; to respecting their partner’s needs; and their own needs. During intercourse, the opening of the vagina is normally not too small or too large for any penis because it is really a “space” that is surrounded by muscular tissue and will adapt to most size penises.<br /><br />Sexual touching and intercourse can involve many different positions, methods, angles, pressures etc. that change the way it feels and may increase pleasure. Variation and experimentation will vary the sexual experience in ways that a change in penis size can not! If you want to know more about increasing pleasure or your satisfaction with sexual experiences then experiment or talk to someone you trust….and an expert in the field of relationships… and sex…Elvis Preston King Problem solved. What you need to focus on is getting your hands on some cash so you can hang out with the king. If you are a looser in life and you can’t get laid. Go over to the Thundercat Seduction Forum and beg some of the pick up artists for advice. Of course, you can also read all of my articles.<br /><br />Also go over to Go Articles and read yourself a copy of “<a href="http://www.goarticles.com/cgi-bin/showa.cgi?C=40357" target="_newarticle">Men Are Worried That Their Penis Doesn't Measure Up</a>” by Philip Lim. While you are there…Go Articles also has a large selection of your king’s articles.<br /><br />Let me remind you of my qualifications. I am the number 1 pick up artist on earth. I pick up and seduce more 18 year old girls than any man on the planet. I am the king of seduction, the world’s top playboy and the ladies man of authority.<br /><br />Get this penis enlargement thing out of your head. Start thinking about how you can hang out with the king of seduction before he gets snatched up from the market permanently by some rich man who can’t get laid.<br />Elvis Preston King…loverboybachelor@yahoo.com<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111901127607773178?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1118925544740461902005-06-16T05:38:00.000-07:002005-06-16T05:39:04.746-07:00Gentlemen to make love with one to three new girls per day one has to get laid on the first date. As matter of fact the absolute most dates that I would ever see a girl is three. I give most girls only one shot at your king. One strike and she’s out. I am not exactly fair with the girls but let’s face it your king is not getting any younger. I do not have time to waste and believe me…I do not waste my time.<br /><br />I had a slow day today in that I laid only one 18 year old blonde Estonian girl. I want to marry her. But her best friend whom she made the big mistake of bringing along on the first date is seeing your king tomorrow!<br /><br />More and more women are accepting getting laid on the first date. Thank goodness because your senior playboy simply refuses to wait.<br /><br />Nice couples have sex on the first date too…..<br /><br />“My husband and I had sex on our first date, (about 3 times) and we got married a year later and just celebrated our 24th anniversary. We were attracted, we hit it off, had lots to say and then didn't want to be apart, so we didn't. No games, no judgements, no trying to get him to like me, etc. Just honest love and lust. We had fun that night and still remember it. (even though he was a slut for sleeping with me on the first date.)” jkl Posted 4/2/2005<br /><br />Your king never was a looser with girls. I have always gotten my girls. However in my past I have fallen head over heels with just one girl. It never lasts for your king no matter how pretty or sexy she is. I have to have my new dream girls with a great big “S” at the end of girl almost every day!<br /><br />Aren’t you just sick and tired of somebody else always getting the girl. It doesn’t have to be that way. You have an invitation to hang out with Elvis Preston King…the world’s number 1 pick up artist and the seduction king of the world. Nobody on the planet gets laid like your king. However, if you do not have more money than Howard Hughes had you get second pick. Elvis gets the prettier girl when we are out letting girls pick you and me up. Yes you will get laid on your first date. If you are tired of playing in the little leagues then come and hang out with the man himself….<br /><br />Elvis Preston King….loverboybachelor@yahoo.com<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111892554474046190?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1118836782245768992005-06-15T04:59:00.000-07:002005-06-15T04:59:42.250-07:00If you are a disabled or handicapped gentleman who loves girls read this article.<br /><br />Gentlemen, I have been thinking about you. I bet you like to get laid too. I am Elvis Preston King… I am the king of seduction and I often wonder if I could operate as well from a wheel chair as I do now on my feet.<br /><br />I know that any minute I could be disabled or handicapped just like many of you are now. Maybe you still have an insatiable appetite for hot young chicks just like your king has. Well, you can join the disabled dating services or I’ll just bet if you hang out with the king you could get lots of hot babes and not just one! You can be the ladies man you always dreamed of when you hang out with the king.<br /><br />You can stay in the disabled dating world if you want but you will enjoy life more as the real life side-kick of the seduction king…Elvis Preston King.<br /> Oh yes there will be girls we can’t pick up. Some girls will run from you and your disability or your handicap. You better believe that you will get more hot young chicks than your fair share with the king of seduction at your side…Elvis Preston King. To learn more about the king you can go to <a href="http://bachelortours.blogspot.com/">http://bachelortours.blogspot.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111883678224576899?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1118756017510405992005-06-14T06:33:00.000-07:002005-06-14T06:33:37.516-07:00Gentlemen, are there any pick up artists out there that are senior citizens? As far as I can tell your king is the lone wolf. I was doing some Google searching but most pick up artists are very young…In their twenties and thirties. I did locate a gentleman who is over forty. As you may know the king of seduction and the top pick up artist in the world is 55 years old and pushing 56.<br /><br />At 55 I guess my experience has finally came to its peak. I am like Mike Tyson. I am tired but I keep moving and dancing. I love my hobby and my job. But unlike Mike I am still on top… nobody has been able to de-throne me as of yet. I literally hold the world’s record of the most pick up and seductions on the planet.<br /><br />The pick up artists have their own communities and there own people. One such place you can find them is at Thundercat Seduction Forum. When I challenged the world to meet me in competition. I was invited to post at the Thundercat Seduction Forum. I am not nor have I been officially welcomed into their community. I was tarred and feathered…Insults based on envy like you can only imagine. However, I think the forum is a great idea. The problem is you get frustrated loosers who can’t get laid posting. But if you can look through that you can get a few pointers from some really good pick-up artists.<br /><br />There may be a pick up artist in the world with more talent than your king. There may be a pick up artist who has smoother lines than your king but there is nobody in the world who picks up more girls than Elvis Preston King. Your king gets laid one to three times per day and quite frankly I love every minute of it. I have a few special girlfriends. Nobody wants to have thousands of girlfriends and still be lonely. Your king has the emotional bases covered too. I am not 100% the bachelor playboy. As far as the wife is concerned. That can be a little freedom threatening. Not to mention a very risky financial move.<br /><br />I have not decided to write a book yet or put on seminars. But I am willing to help a poor lost soul who can’t get laid whom would like personal one on one assistance. A buddy plan… I pick up the girls you pick up the tab. Believe me you are getting the far better end of the bargain. Your King is the best pick up artist in the world, bar none. I am the only expert willing to take a rich looser under my wing. Don’t feel bad that I called you a looser. If you got the cash you must have had lady luck on your side one time or another.<br /><br />I can buy you books and buy you books written by the pick up artist but my little buddy the only thing that will solve your problem is if I do the job for you. Call the world’s number 1 pick up artist now!<br /><br />Elvis Preston King …loverboybachelor@yahoo.com<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111875601751040599?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1118686443867111402005-06-13T11:13:00.000-07:002005-06-13T11:14:03.873-07:00If the King has anything to say about it. No not Don King, Elvis King, Elvis Preston King.<br /><br />Maybe Mike would like to retire but he simply can’t. He just owes too much money. Mike will most likely be wanting to hang out with your king the world’s number 1 playboy who picks up and seduces more young 18 year old dream girls than any man alive. Ok this won’t cost Mike and arm and a leg but it is a necessary part of enjoying one’s retirement…When Mike Tyson and Elvis King REALLY retire! Don’t kid yourself Mike will be fighting again and soon!<br /><br />“ Just don't have it in me anymore. . . . My career’s over,” Tyson said. “It’s been over since 1990.”<br /><br />Getting your ass kicked by that 6’6’ Irish guerilla will make you say things like that.<br /><br />“Smart too late and old too soon,” Tyson said of himself. “This is just my ending.”<br /><br />Most people think that the seduction game is for young men too. Many a young pick up artists want to have Elvis Preston King banned from the game…The seduction game, but the truth is your old 55 year old king still has a few moves left and I still can pick up one to three dream girls per day. But yes father time is warring on Iron Mike Tyson and Elvis Preston King ….Being broke is no fun….Mike will fight again and soon.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111868644386711140?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1118610076348387442005-06-12T14:00:00.000-07:002005-06-12T16:29:14.130-07:00Well you have got all the reviews and views from the sports writers now let’s get the view of who really counts to the Elvis Preston King fans…. Elvis Preston King the “baddest playboy on the planet” about the “baddest guy on the planet.”<br /><br />You other folks can sit there and criticize Mike Tyson all you want, but not the king, not Elvis Preston King. I have always liked Mike Tyson as a man and as a heavy weight champion. Nobody is perfect not even your king. Any little imperfection that Mike has is nothing to be concerned about. Mike may have not had good luck with other king’s like Don King but Mike’s luck is just about to change if he consults with your king… Elvis Preston King<br /><br />Mike is still a ferocious fighter who has power speed and intelligence but like everyone on the planet father time is picking on him as well as your king. “Mike I know you are tired of the game and maybe boxing is not in your heart any more but please get up and fight again. I know it is hard but you can do it. You and I are going to need a little cash to hang out with the young chics. Don’t give up until you get enough cash back to live the good life with the king”… Elvis Preston King.<br /><br />How do I know it is hard to get up when you have been knocked down? “I too had tremendous business success and I had the Rolls Royces the Ferraris and I had it all. I retired early. Then I lost my fortune and I have to get back up and fight again. It is really hard. Father time is slowing me down and I just don’t have the heart either but I have to and so do you Mike….Fight, fight, fight. Mike I know you are tired of the game and maybe it’s not in your heart any more but please get up and fight again. Fight, fight fight. You can reach deep within. You can do it. There are people who are pleasuring in you and me being down on the canvass, but we have to fight . Fight Mike fight.<br /><br />Elvis Preston King…loverboybachelor@yahoo.com<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111861007634838744?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1118602624738756842005-06-12T11:56:00.000-07:002005-06-12T11:57:04.743-07:00So you worked and you sweated and the day finally arrived. You are a multi-millionaire. You have the cars, the boat, and the house on the water. You have your family, your children.<br /><br />But all you ever wanted was to be like Hef….Hugh Hefner that is. You, the multi-millionaire who still does NOT have your little playboy bunnies hopping around your side like uncle Hef has.<br /><br />It is hard to have it all, financial success, the family, children and your playmates. The little wife hasn’t given the playmate program her seal of approval?<br /><br />Gentlemen, there is away to have it all and to seize your dreams. It can be done. All you need is a little help from the man who has it all, success, money and girls… Elvis Preston King. Elvis Preston King is the world’s number 1 expert on picking up and seducing women . Elvis has unstoppable confidence and incredible power over women and girls. At the present he is not offering a book or a seminar, however he is looking for a wealthy wanna be playboy sidekick to enjoy the real life dream of having young playmates while not destroying your life. Keep the wife if you want. I have a gentleman who flies out to hang out with the king and his girls every two weeks for a two week business get away. Needless to say we hang out with the playmates while we discuss business.<br /><br />What good is success if you can’t really control your own destiny with young sweet girls. What’s life all about for the successful man… A few rounds of golf or an occasional outing on the yacht. Maybe once in your life you slipped away with your secretary. That is not living like Mr. Hefner or Mr. King my friend. Let me spell it out to you. You cannot and will not take it with you. At least take some great memories with you. Let me spell it out to you again. “I CAN and WILL GET YOU LAID!” Elvis Preston King<br /><br />It doesn’t matter how old you are or if you are as good looking as the king or not. Your king is no spring chicken and time is taking its toll on the golden bear too! Seize your dream. Seize your real dream. Don’t keep lying to yourself that you are a one woman man and that you are happy with the old witch. It just isn’t true. Seize your dream my friend. Seize it now. You can still go yachting and golfing with the new king… Elvis Preston King…loverboybachelor@yahoo.com<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111860262473875684?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1118597467072266662005-06-12T10:30:00.000-07:002005-06-12T10:31:07.076-07:00So you want to be “Chick Magnet.”<br />So who are today’s Chic Magnet’s are they a new rock and roll group? Maybe today’s Chic Magnets are the Brad Pitt’s of the world or maybe the Chic Magnets are the new pick up artists found over at the “Thundercat Seduction Forum.”<br /><br />Well if you search the world over you can find real live Chic Magnets scattered here and there. Some have studied their art and some got it from Momma…They were just born with the natural talent.<br /><br />“One thing is for sure a Chic Magnet has to be a young man, right?”… Maybe and maybe not. There is a senior citizen well over 50 years old who claims to be the world’s number 1 Chic Magnet who dwarfs all of the other men in the world from the pick up gurus who sell books and seminars to the Hollywood’s hottest male actors.<br /><br />He is an old man with average looks, well ok a little more handsome than most seniors with unstoppable confidence and unlimited power over women and girls. Who is this playboy of playboys? The world’s number 1 panty dropper and chic magnet? Where did he acquire such overwhelming power over women? The man is too good to be true. The kicker is he has no friends, ONLY GIRLFRIENDS and when I say girlfriends I mean more girlfriends than any man on the planet. He is looking for a sidekick. You would have to be real loser not to at least check out the myth to see if such a Chic Magnet really exists. Provided you are a man with an insatiable desire for 18 year old chics.<br /><br />This Mystery man is the bad boy of bad boys where how to pick up girls is concerned. He gets laid more than any man one earth at the present time. From basketball players, baseball players to rock stars nobody can touch the man’s panty dropping and getting laid skills.<br /><br />“Great, but can the king help me?” All you need is a few bucks and your pocket and a love of beautiful women and you’re on your way. If you like pros, sleazy women or dancers don’t call the world’s top Chick Magnet. The Chic Magnet likes the marrying kind of girl. Girls he can take home to Momma. The problem is he just can’t find Miss Right and he dates one to three new girls per day all hot sexy dream girls. Many are models and beauty contestants. The truth is he loves the chase. Girls chasing him, of course.<br /><br />So if you wanna be a panty dropper and a Chic Magnet call the world’s number 1 Chic Magnet Elvis Preston King….loverboybachelor@yahoo.com<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111859746707226666?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1118498639474730412005-06-11T07:03:00.000-07:002005-06-11T07:03:59.480-07:00Are you a distinguished gentleman who is tired of hanging out with Grandma?<br /><br />It doesn’t have to be that way. You are simply not going to believe this but your search just brought up the world’s number 1 Senior Playboy and my friend I am way past 50 and believe you me….I DO NOT DATE old broads. I date 18 year old stunners who are really looking for a companion and they don’t care if we are grandpas. No pros, no dancers, and no sleazy women. I am not spending my life savings on them either!!!!<br /><br />Look Hugh Hefner doesn’t have to be the only senior with all the hot playmates. Wake up you don’t have to meet your women at the old folks singles club, the Seniors Singles, senior personals or the spicy seniors singles either.<br /><br />Gentlemen my name is Elvis Preston King I am the number 1 pick up and seduction artist in the world. I am a senior citizen!!! I live life like I am eternally 18. Believe you me I love my hot young 18 year old babes and they love your King! Elvis Preston King! The good news is they are always asking me if I have a buddy for their girlfriends and sisters! The bad sad news is I DO NOT have a buddy, not even one. I am looking for my Odd Couple buddy but I can’t find him. Have you ever seen that movie about Wyatt Earp where Doc Holliday is always watching Wyatt’s back. They ask Doc why he watched Wyatt’s back and risked his own life to protect Wyatt… Doc’s answer was because he is my friend. The man answered I have friends but. Doc said “BUT I DON’T.” Well I got it worse than Doc Holliday… I don’t have even one friend in the world. Why, Maybe I am an asshole I don’t know. But I do know one thing for sure and that is that the girls love Elvis Preston King and I mean all the girls world wide. I don’t care what country I go to the girls love Elvis Preston King.<br /><br />So Mr. Senior Citizen good buddy I can be your Doc Holliday and watch your back. I can fix you up with one special girlfriend and how ever many more playmates you want. Seems the senior citizen Hugh Hefner usually likes to have about 6 girlfriends. My desire for different dream girls is insatiable. I look for and find new girlfriends every day.<br /><br />My story is unbelieveable and some people just plain can’t conceive it or believe it. But I live the life that dwarfs Hugh Hefner’s life with hot sexy young sweet innocent young women. Some people are so angry at me with envy that they want to raise the age of consent from 18 to 25 so that I can’t enjoy my young 18 year old babes any more.<br /><br />Kiss grandma and the seniors singles, the seniors personals, and the spicy seniors single goodbye.<br /><br />Elvis Preston King…loverboybachelor@yahoo.com<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111849863947473041?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1118494184076558702005-06-11T05:49:00.000-07:002005-06-11T05:49:44.076-07:00Gentlemen, this can be a really painful injury. Take it from Jack Nicklaus or rather Elvis Preston King. We are both Golden Bears and we both love golf….But you will have to ask Jack Nicklaus if he likes Elvis Preston King’s favorite other hobby…Picking up and seducing lots of sexy girlfriends. As you know Jack Nicklaus is the world’s number 1 golfer ever to hit the course and Elvis Preston King (his look- a- like) is the world’s number 1 playboy.<br />But let’s get back to the issue at hand. Golfers Elbow. I hate it when I get that nagging injury. If you don’t take the right action it will just keep coming back again and again.<br /><br />These joints just don’t want to heal. Unfortunately this injury disrupts your game. The bad news is it’s going to take some time away from your game. The good news is you can use that time to fly off to meet Jack Nicklaus, I mean Elvis Preston King. Where you can talk golf and talk about what every man loves to talk about girls!<br /><br />Apart from your medications from your doctor, the Doctor of Golf and Love can prescribe you some stretching exercises that of course will require the assistance of an 18 year old playmate.<br /><br />These stretching exercises will keep your golfing muscles in line for when you can get back in the game. Needless to say Elvis will also recommend stretching some long forgotten love muscles too. These light love exercises will keep you warmed up for your game.<br /><br />Let me remind you Jack Nicklaus, I mean Elvis Preston King does not date dancers, sleazy women or pros! Strictly within the perimeters of good golf and decent sex with your new girlfriends. Elvis will have you back in the game before you know it and in the mean time you will be a happy camper…I mean happy golfer.<br /><br />Hang out with Jack Nicklaus or Elvis Preston King and you will be on your way to a cure for Golfers elbow before you know it. You have an open invitation from Elvis but you will have to give Jack a call.<br /><br />Elvis Preston King…Loverboybachelor@yahoo.com<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111849418407655870?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1118494137671269722005-06-11T05:47:00.000-07:002005-06-11T05:48:57.676-07:00Are you a Mr. Nice Guy?<br />Are you trying to convince her you are the man?<br />Are you sucking up and bowing down to your dream queen?<br />Are you following her around on shopping excursions like a little lost puppy dog?<br />I suppose you’re buying her gifts too?<br />Do you tell her you love her on the second date?<br />Do you believe Elvis Preston King gets all his girls with his looks and his MONEY?<br />Did you buy her a new pair of pants and now she literally wears the pants around you?<br />Do you lie to yourself to the point that you have convinced yourself that you are a one-woman man?<br />Do you plan on hanging out with the King of Seduction…Elvis Preston King?<br />Did the king step all over your toes buddy?<br />Do you plan to keep romancing your girl the Wussie way and not look for help from the world’s number 1 pick up artist?<br />From the answers you gave me to these questions my little Wuss buddy …you are a Wussie who can’t get laid unless you spend your life savings on just ONE girl!<br /><br />Don’t you think it’s about time you hang out with Elvis Preston King the World’s Number 1 King of Seduction. The man who picks up and seduces more sexy hot girls than any man or earth literally!<br /><br />Elvis Preston King… loverboybachelor@yahoo.com<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111849413767126972?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1118433865776335662005-06-10T13:03:00.000-07:002005-06-10T13:04:25.780-07:00The girl says to her girlfriend, “Elvis has such sexual attraction I just couldn’t resist and I slept with him on the first date! Then I discover he does not have good husband qualities and he is just a ladies man. He has such an aurora such an attraction I just couldn’t resist and I just can’t believe I did it.” It happens every day ladies.<br /><br />Look out girls here comes the King of Seduction. Elvis will drop you to your knees with sexual energy that will have you dreaming for days, but when you come out of Elvis’s spell you will be on a waiting list to see Elvis again. Can you deal with it my dear? Elvis is looking for a wife but he expects it will take another 30 years to find the perfect girl. He is the ultimate playboy of playboys. He is the guru of the guru’s. The guy the experts go to when they have problems with girls.<br /><br /> Elvis is Not exactly the perfect candidate from most women’s point of view. So ladies if you date Elvis Preston King you risk being dumped for the next pretty face that comes along. Believe me when Elvis walks down to the corner a new pretty face will step around the corner and she too will be Elvis’s girl. Consider yourself warned my darlings. So my little dream girl what have you got to loose if you don’t have sex on the first date with Elvis. A hot night with Elvis Preston King, of course!<br /><br />But lets look at Elvis’s position of the top playboy in the world from the wanna be pick up artists view. Men like to get laid. Elvis gets laid every day by new and exciting European girls. They love that American accent “thank you very much mam.”<br /><br />Elvis is the world’s number 1 pick up artist, the king of seduction and has not written a book and he does not put on seminars but he is looking for a buddy who wants to hang out and meet a zillion beautiful girls. Is Elvis a nice guy? What make the difference if he can get you laid like that? Can Elvis get you laid? Dahhh…think about it….<br /><br />Elvis Preston King <a href="mailto:loverboybachelor@yahoo.com">loverboybachelor@yahoo.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111843386577633566?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1118408796333510142005-06-10T06:05:00.000-07:002005-06-10T06:06:36.340-07:00Women can sense your desperation. Women do not want desperate men. If they wanted desperate men they would make there way up to Alaska.<br /><br />You buy the books and you take the courses and you still just can’t get laid.<br /><br />My friend there is only one solution for you and that is to step up to the plate and hang out with Elvis Preston King the world’s number 1 pick up and seduction artist. The King of Seduction. This man can and will solve your problems. No more wining and dining the girls until your wallet is as thin as the credit card you maxed out. Then dropping her off after a wasted evening for that proverbial kiss on the cheek. If that’s what dating is all about I would get married. Maybe that’s why there are so many marriages in the US. Men just can’t get laid any way else! What a crock. Don’t let this kink of crap happen to you. I wouldn’t give these girls the time of day let alone take them out to a fine restaurant. Ok if the girl makes mad passionate love to your king and your king is crazy about her maybe then.<br /><br />I wouldn’t even buy these kinds of girls a cup of coffee. Don’t reward girls for treating you like a loser who can’t get laid. Punish girls when they don’t go into your program. If a girl doesn’t warm up to your king. I simply leave or drop her off right on the spot. I get a lot of girls in the sack by taking away the king.<br /><br />“How many girls Mr.King?” Well son your old senior playboy makes love with one to three new dream girls per day on a normal day. I usually date well over 1000 girls per year.<br /><br />Elvis Preston King the King of Seduction<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111840879633351014?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1111806064381652382005-03-25T19:00:00.000-08:002005-03-25T19:01:04.383-08:00Elvis Preston King claims to be the top seduction artist in the world. He seduces one to three new girls per day. No pros and no escorts. He is looking for the perfect wife. The problem is he as been looking for 40 years. When cornered he admits he is the world’s top playboy.<br /><br />Recently Elvis issued a challenge to the pick up artists of the world to meet him in a city outside the US that no contestant has ever been in before. Give each contestant a five dollar per day allowance and a notebook and ink pen and see who really gets laid the most.<br /><br />So far no one has stepped up to the plate to take Elvis on. However, Elvis stepped on a man named Mystery’s toes. Mystery also claims to be the world’s top pick up artist. Mystery quickly rounded up his friends and posted reasons why Elvis is a fake. Well I have met Elvis. I have seen him in action and he has photos of every last girlfriend.<br /><br />Mystery has chosen to defame Elvis out of fear of head to head competition. I think Elvis has him cornered. Mystery has to shut up or meet Elvis in the PUA arena on fair ground with independent judges. Not the friends who are trying to defame Elvis on a forum. You can find out more information on either gentleman by doing a simple Google search. I really hope that mystery has the b…s to face Elvis. I really want to see that competition go down. I just really don’t think Mystery will show up at the competition. Elvis is more of a loner and just has lots of girls where as Mystery has lots of buddies who are trying to cover Mystery’s ass. But this competition isn’t about who has the most buddies or who can out debate who in a forum. This competition is about who really is the top PUA in the world. Yes, Elvis has gotten me laid but my attitude is may the best man win. I am not going to sit here and tell you what a great guy Elvis is. I got buddies. It’s girls that old, fat, bald Bob didn’t have until I met Elvis.<br /><br />So far there seem to only be two people claiming the title to the world’s top playboy or the world’s top pick up artist. Elvis Preston King and Mystery. With all the big egos in the world you would think some other studs would come forward to make a challenge for the King’s throne of the best PUA at The World’s Top Playboy Playoff Challenge.<br /><br />Let the competition begin. Bob.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111180606438165238?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1111805965002035912005-03-25T18:58:00.000-08:002005-03-25T18:59:25.006-08:00If you are a bachelor looking for help in picking up girls and you do your Google search numerous gurus of picking up girls pop up in the search. So, how do you pick the right teacher or the right man for the job to help you pick up and seduce girls.<br /><br />Do you go with the old original who started the whole phase, Eric Weber, “How to Pick up Girls” or one of the new hot shots. It’s really hard to tell who is hiding behind his books, videos, tapes and or seminars. And who really knows how to pick up and seduce girls. Elvis fully supports all the books, tapes, videos, seminars and courses. The competition will simply give you a better rating system on your author/teacher.<br /><br /><br />The newest guy on the block is Elvis Preston King, His claim to fame that he holds an average of 1000 girlfriends. New ones coming and old ones going. He picks up, seduces and makes love to an average of one to three new girls per day. Young and sexy dream girls. As far as our research is concerned Elvis is the only one who will put his reputation on the line and PICK UP GIRLS for guys. Elvis goes out with his clients, the client points to the girl of his dreams and Elvis goes to work picking her up and seducing her. Elvis is so good at the art of seduction that his claim to fame is satisfaction guaranteed. You don’t get laid Elvis don’t get paid. Elvis’s job description, I pick up and seduce girls for guys. Elvis works Internationally and is available for hire. Elvis is truly an International Playboy.<br /><br />What about the rest of these pick up and seduction artists, SeductionLair.com, Guy Gets Girl, Pick up Chicks, Pick up Lines That Work, Want to Become a Hot Guy, Want to Be Stud, How to Seduce Women, How to Pick up Girls, Seducers Secrets Revealed, Pick up Guide Maniac High’s Pick up Girls Guide and Seduction, Pick up Girls Guide: How to Lay Girls Guide, Secrets of Being Successful With Girls, How to Meet Pick up Attract and Seduce Women, 200 Ways and Places to Pick up Girls, Pick up Lines, Tips to Pick up Girls, Tips For Geeks Trying To Pick up Girls, Secrets of Meeting Women, What Women Want, Fast Seduction 101 the Art of Pick up and Seduction, How Not to Pick up Women, Use Charisma to Pick up and Meet Women, and last but not least The Lazy Man’s Way to Pick up Girls by Elvis Preston King.<br /><br />Some of the self-professed how to pick up girls gurus are, first and foremost Eric Weber, the original classic How to Pick up Girls, Payton Kane, Seduce and Conquer, David DeAngelo Double Your Dating, Wayne Ross The Complete Guide to Attracting Women, Sebastian Fron, Simple Seducer, Derek Vitalio, Nonverbal Sexual Cuing , and Steve Pell Pick up Girls, and Elvis Preston King, Are You a Dirty old Man looking For Dream Girls, Dirty Old Men Get Their Dream girls, Bachelor Dream Tours, Richest Man on Earth, Billionaire Playboy, Are You an Older Man Miserable With Your Sex Life, Are You a Rich Shy Guy Who Can’t Pick up Dream Girls, How Would You like to Have a Travel Buddy Who Knows How to Pick up Dream Girls, Picture Yourself in a Magical Tropical Paradise, The World’s Top Playboy’s Services Goes to the Highest Bidder and of course, The lazy Man’s Way to Pick Up Girls and many more.<br /><br /><br />So who his the REAL King? Is it Eric Weber, Elvis Preston King or maybe he is Don Diebel Succeed With Women or maybe he is Payton Kane Seduce and Conquer. Who is the Master of Seduction REALLY?<br /><br />Elvis King has issued a challenge that all of the gurus of picking up and seducing girls be put in one hotel in a strange city outside of the United States chosen by a third party commission who does not know any of the contestants. Give them an ink pen and a notebook for the girls phone numbers and a two week to one month time frame and see who gets the most women in the sack in the allotted time. Invite the Guiness Book of World Records along for verification and all the world’s media and just see who gets their girls!!!!! Of course keeping the news quiet until the competition is complete!<br /><br />Give the boys a handicap by putting them in a foreign country but allowing an enterpreter if needed. Now cash or gifts allowed over five dollars.<br /><br />If a top player has been overlooked email Elvis King and explain your claim to fame and Elvis will edit this article on the internet and ad your name and your work to this article.<br /><br />Elvis is ready for the competition Elvis can be reached at <a href="mailto:dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au">dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au</a> or by telephone at 809-581-8648 at home or at his Playboy Mansion at 809-570-5100.<br /><br />Let the competition begin!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111180596500203591?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1111805830699723912005-03-25T18:56:00.000-08:002005-03-25T18:57:10.720-08:00With the Girl of Your Dreams<br /><br />Picture yourself in a magical topical paradise. Crystal clear water, warm trade winds on a lush volcanic island with deserted moonlit beaches.<br /><br />Are you seeing this picture in your mind’s eye yet? Well let me tune in the picture more clearly. You are having a drink with a sensual beautiful 18 year old model girl that is NOT an ESCORT. She is your girlfriend that you hand picked.<br /><br />How is this possible you ask? Because you are best buddies with the World’s best Playboy Elvis Preston King (his Penname of course).<br /><br />Your girl! ALL YOURS!<br /><br />Whether you are looking for a natural Scandinavian blonde beauty, a beautiful black woman with smooth mocha mahogany or dark chocolate skin tones or a Latin beauty with long chestnut hair and big brown eyes or all three! Elvis Preston King can find her, pick her up and seduce her for you. That’s his job. Don’t worry about her sleeping with a different man every night like even the most beautiful escorts do. She is all YOURS.<br /><br />Reduce your risk of HIV infection. Live the fantasy life you have always dreamed of.<br /><br />Party like it’s 1969 or have sex with your doll in the early afternoon. A quiet romantic starlit dinner by the sea and be in bed with her by 9:00 o’clock. Don’t worry about your fantasy coming to an end like it does when you pay an escort. Your vacation ends when you say it ends! You are not paying the girl. She is with you because she wants to be with YOU. It doesn’t matter if you are old, fat and bald. It’s the art of the seduction that has her loving you!<br /><br />However you gained your success, we think you’ll agree that there comes a time in life when one should reap the benefits of hard work and sacrifice, when one should enjoy the pleasures of life so richly deserved. Elvis King will make you a king whether you are looking for a week, a month, or a lifetime of pure romantic sexual bliss.<br /><br />And so shall your life be with exotic beauties that Elvis will hand pick for YOU from the most unspoiled corners of the world.<br /><br />Right now Elvis is hanging out at his favorite tropical paradise with an 18 year old Scandinavian blonde beauty, tomorrow he will be with his black beauty with light mocha skin tone and the day after tomorrow he will be with his Latin beauty with long chestnut hair and big brown eyes.<br /><br />So goes the life of Elvis Preston King. Too good to be true. Call his bluff…That is IF he’s bluffing. Elvis is waiting for you’re phone call or email. Telephone 809-581-8648 or email dateplaymate@yahoo.com<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111180583069972391?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1111805736197185972005-03-25T18:54:00.000-08:002005-03-25T18:55:36.200-08:00This auction is scheduled to go on at Ebay so mosey on over to watch the bidding.<br /><br />You’ve read the book and seen the TV show…now you can experience a record breaker up close and personal. Elvis Preston King holds the world’s record of the most girlfriends of any man on earth. Elvis has offered the <a href="http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/">Guinness World Records</a> people an open invitation to confirm his claim.<br /><br />Elvis seduces one to three new girls every day. He has never slept with a prostitute in his life. Elvis has developed the top seduction system in the world. Not only can you experience this record breaker up close and personal. You can experience your own hand picked Playmates up close and personal. Elvis is now making his Playboy Services available to one lucky guy from anywhere in the world. You hang out with Elvis. You point and smile at your dream girl and Elvis does the rest. Your only job is to make mad passionate love to dream girl after dream girl after dream girl! Until you find THE ONE, if you can pick JUST one!<br /><br />Elvis defends his actions by saying like all Playboys when the right girl steals his heart he will retire and of course marry his dream girl just like Uncle Donald Trump did.<br /><br />Whether you are looking for a wife or if you have always dreamed of being Hugh Hefner now is your chance to explore “Ecstasy” just one time before you go and if you like the experience, Elvis is looking for a life time buddy who LOVES girls. You pick up the tab. Elvis picks up the girls. Nothing could be more fair for the man who loves women!<br /><br />Elvis is online to answer any and all of your questions. Email him dateplaymate@yahoo.com or telephone 809-581-8648.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111180573619718597?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1110899730226937462005-03-15T07:14:00.000-08:002005-03-15T07:15:30.230-08:00Keep those fingers on Google for these exciting articles coming to Go Articles soon!<br /><br />Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Picking up Girls<br />How to Pick up Girls<br />How to seduce Girls<br />Seduction Secrets<br />Attract and Seduce Hot Girls<br />The Secret to Picking up Foreign Women<br />The Advantages of Dating Foreign Women<br />Dating and Seduction Secrets<br />Seduce and Conquer<br />Pick up a Girl in Less Than Five Minutes<br />My Guys Get Their Girls<br />Learn How to be the Guy Women Lust For<br />Dating Advice<br />Pick up Lines That Work<br />The Players Rule Book<br />The New King<br />How to Skip Dinner and a Movie<br />Meet the World’s Top Playboy<br />The Pick up Guide For Geeks<br />Getting Laid Over 4o<br />Where Young Girls are for the Older Man<br />Forget Picking up Girls Hire Elvis Preston King<br />When You’re Sick You Go to the Doctor When You’re Love Sick You go to Elvis Preston King<br />The Real Guru of Picking up Girls Elvis Preston King<br />Sex First Dinner and Movie Later<br />Girls Sex and Beach<br />How When Why and Where to Pick up Girls<br />Forget Dating Let’s get Laid<br />Elvis Lives and He’s Getting Laid<br />How to Approach Girls<br />The Pick up Expert<br />Get Laid Now Not Tomorrow<br />Life is about Girls and Getting Laid<br />Secrets of Being Successful with Girls<br />Elvis’s Sidekick Always Gets Laid<br />Where to Pick up Girls<br />The Best Countries for Girls<br />Elvis the Pick up Artist and King<br />Why People Envy Elvis<br />Elvis’s Pick up Tips<br />The Two Minute Seduction<br />Seduction Made Easy<br />Straight to the Bedroom<br />How to Pick up Chicks Chicas<br />Only the Lonely<br />Picking up Girls in any Language<br />The Expert<br />Forget Everything You Ever Learned about Picking up Girls<br />How to approach Girls…Let Elvis Do It for You<br />You Point Elvis Picks up Your Girl<br /><br />The bottom line is if you are a rich shy guy hire Elvis Preston King to be your life-long girl guide. Or if you are not rich maybe you can be lucky enough to catch Elvis with an open schedule. Elvis’s job is to pick up girls for guys. Elvis likes his job and he likes showing off his how to pick up girls skills. Have the life even Hugh Hefner is missing out on. Elvis Preston King has more and prettier and younger girlfriends than any man in the world. And he is willing to share his good fortune with one lucky guy long term and he works on a first come first serve basis short term. What are you waiting for the girls are waiting. Elvis’s systems are proven and guaranteed. If you think it is too good to be true then call Elvis’s bluff…that is IF Elvis is bluffing. Live life as if you were dying. Last year 14 Billionaires left this world and one thing they all had in common they left their money behind. Who’s going to love all the girls when you and I are gone? Live and make love today not tomorrow for tomorrow may never come. Elvis Preston King<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111089973022693746?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1110771804008483792005-03-13T19:42:00.000-08:002005-03-13T19:43:24.010-08:00Being lonely, watching porn or paying prostitutes is just something you don’t have to do. There is no need to waste your money trying to impress girls. Forget strip clubs, cabarets. Place your money where it will do you some real good. Place your money where you are guaranteed to find your dream girls. Go where you are guaranteed to get laid by dream girls that you have hand picked yourself. You don’t have to do anything except just show up. There is a man who is literally the top guy in the world at picking up and seducing girls. He has developed a complete system for himself. Fortunately for you and me he has ran low on cash and is offering his pickup girls services to other gentlemen. When I say this man is good I mean he is good.<br /><br />My name is Bob Kelly and I am 60 years old. I am fat and bald but I have a great personality and a little cash. I have a 55 year old, old bag girlfriend back home that gives me serious grief.<br /><br />I had read about Elvis Preston King on the internet. I decided to skip my vacation to Hawaii to see if Elvis is still alive and if he is for real. So I flew to this tropical island full of sweet available and friendly girls. It was just like being in high school again. We went cruising for girls and generally shopped for girls all over the city in the day time! No bars, no clubs!<br /><br />Within a few hours I had met 5 stunners. Somehow Elvis speeded up the dating process and I met one of the girls at his bachelor pad in the early evening. He gave her his best seduction lines for me, but I couldn’t get her in bed on the first date. (The second date YES!) Although again it was like being 18 again making out with an 18 year old doll hoping for her mature husband.<br /><br />One hour later Elvis’s chauffeur brought my second date. Again he used his best seduction lines and this time she was all over me and we were in the sack shortly thereafter. It was the best sex I had had since I was 20 years old forty years ago. She was 19!<br /><br />The next day we met 10 more girls and several new girls everyday thereafter. The phones were ringing so much I didn’t know which girl to pick and I couldn’t remember which girl was which. I ended up dating 3 to 5 girls a day. I got laid every day by a different young girl. Finally I fell head over heals for a beautiful 24 year old woman. Elvis took his top 18 year old model girlfriend that looks like she just stepped out of Vogue and I took my dream girl to an all-inclusive resort in Punta Cana and had the time of our lives. The beaches are white sand and perfect and the hotel was exquisite. All I can say is it’s a shame more people don’t know about Elvis Preston King and I am sorry but you will never ever see me in Hawaii again. Let me give you some advice do a Google search for Elvis Preston King. Thank you very much Elvis…Bob Kelly<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111077180400848379?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1110664810662674642005-03-12T13:59:00.000-08:002005-03-12T16:23:09.480-08:00Whoops someone already has this title his name is William Jefferson Clinton, Bill Clinton. Also a man to be admired! Obviously a man driven by women, although misguided.<br /><br />1000 One Night Stands!<br /><br />My life is a candid look at the life of Elvis Preston King the man who has more girlfriends than any man on the planet.<br /><br />Well it’s true I always wanted to be a Rock Star and the truth is I am one hell of a drummer. Why did I want to be a rock star, I love rock and I love girls! Money for nothing and chicks for free! That’s why! I just didn’t follow through. I never even put a band together. How sad… I went into business and made a few million dollars in a couple of years and retired at a young age. I just don’t like working all the time. What? Are the Billionaires going to take it with them? They think so. I work very hard and then kick back. I like the Margaritaville lifestyle, beaches and girls.<br /><br />Why do you want to know about my life anyway? If you are a man who does not love women don’t read another word.<br /><br />I also I have a talent for acting and I wanted to be a movie star. Why? To pick up girls, of course. However, after I saw that Charlie Sheen had to pay prostitutes and I realized that I get more girls than any actor living or dead. I decided for what do I want to be an actor!<br /><br />Am I immature, insecure and do I have low self-esteem? Probably. This low esteem helped me make my money. I had to show the world I was great. I got paid 15,000 dollars a day as a sales trainer. I hate sales. But I was great at it. What I like is girls, and nothing more. You would think I would grow up. I am 55 years old already.<br /><br />Unlike the other gurus of girls who discovered their talent late in life I have always had girls, girls, girls! I remember when I was 15 I went to a future farmers event out of town and I came back holding hands with a little Filipino doll with long black hair. My classmates still talk about me today. Mind you I was a poor boy from the other side of the tracks but with the charm and looks of Leonardo DiCaprio.<br /><br />When I was 18 I use to cruise around in my old 55 Chevy convertible picking up girls form city to city and town to town. You remember Ricky Nelson’s “I Am a Traveling Man” I forgot to plate my 55 Chevy and the police threw me in jail for illegal plates. I had 15 of my teenage girlfriends send me money to bail the handsome poor boy out of jail!<br /><br />Luckily I lived in the hippy era. I went to San Francisco and tasted California free love. Oh the life. We had Jimmy Hendrix and we still had Elvis too. Those were the times.<br /><br />I love cars so when I made my fast Millions I bought a Rolls Royce stretch limo and a Ferrari and a big Mercedes and several other exotic cars. I rented an airline hanger to park them all because I lived in a Penthouse on the beach in a place they called the Millionaire Mile. Proceeded to pick up the girls, but low and behold I began to age and I noticed that 18 year old girls weren’t paying any attention to me any more. Saddened by my aging face I contemplated surgery, but felt the risk of death was too great. So I went to the library and checked out books on the subject of places where girls love the older man. I parked the limo and the Ferrari in storage and went on a global search to find the girls. I found them. I now have more beautiful girls than any man on the planet.<br /><br />Unfortunately I made a bad investment that dropped me to my knees financially, but I still have the girls. So now what? Well I can write a book, but that doesn’t turn me on. Bill already did that! I can sell my sales training again, I can put on How to Have 1000 One Night Stands Seminars, The King of Seduction Seminars etc. or I can offer my one on one picking up girls services to a rich man who loves girls. I decided on the latter,<br /><br />Rumor has it that when Bill Clinton gets well he plans on looking me up. I have several other multi-millionaires and one billionaire trying to decide if they want girls and to hang out with Elvis or if they prefer to keep working and be buried with their money. So far no one has taken me up on my offer 100%.<br /><br />To me my girls are like Forrest Gump’s box of chocolates. And they taste good!!!<br /><br />So you ask “Can you teach me to be a great Guru of women? Please! Please! My answer, “Probably not. You are born with it or you are not. That’s why I refuse to take these poor fools money in trying to teach them how to pick up girls with a worthless book or worthless seminars, but I am taking some poor girl loving soul under my wing, Look for me and my buddy in the French Riviera floating around on his yacht with a boat load of girls!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111066481066267464?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1110135483262733602005-03-06T10:57:00.000-08:002005-03-06T10:58:03.263-08:00I am talking about men between 40 and 65 more or less. I know men who have been married for forty miserable years to the wrong woman. I know men who are co-dependent on the old bag of their nightmares.<br /><br />Have you lost that loving feeling with the same old wife? Does her sex drive not match yours any more? But, would you want to have sex with the fat old bag anyway?<br /><br />Are you ready for a change? Are you ready for sexual encounters with the young, sexy erotic, romantic, loving girls of your dreams? Gentlemen, we are not going to live forever if you ever want to make up for lost time you have to do it now. If you are one of the lucky ones who has the money to make your get away you should do it now. What are you going to do stick around and work in the business you probably hate or are you going to make a break for a Caribbean island and hang out in Margarativille on the beach with dream girls and the world’s top senior playboy who currently has over 1000 sexy girls! OK, you may not want the most girlfriends of any man on earth like Elvis Preston King has but why not get your fair share? Quit suppressing your real sexual desires. Monogamy is not a natural thing.<br /><br />I have learned that as we grow older money helps with our sex appeal. If you are one of the fortunate ones who has a little money and has the opportunity to be a sugar daddy you are only robbing yourself if you are too cheap to cut loose with a little cash for the company of your young baby dolls. I am not saying it’s all about money. I am a 55 year old man I have one 18 year old girl who is like a model from Vogue with stand up straight tittys and pink nipples that talk to you. I tell her please look for a rich man who can treat you the way you deserve to be treated and she just won’t go. How do you figure that?<br /><br />I have a unique story in that I have always been that rare guy who gets the girls. All of my life I have had this talent. Even though I have the natural God given talent to pick up girls I still took the time to read every book ever written on how to pick up and seduce girls. Admittedly I am better than most of their authors, but I got a couple pointers from one or two of those guys.<br /><br />However, as I began to turn about 45 years old young girls in the U.S wouldn’t give me the time of day let alone a date. So I proceeded to the library and ask the librarian for books on locations where younger women love the older man. Sure enough there were books and I grabbed my air ticket to these exotic tropical locations and have never looked back.<br /><br />I never meant to become the top playboy in the world, but yes I literally hold the world’s record of the most girlfriends of any man on earth.<br /><br />I am looking for one gentlemen friend who is fed up with being miserable in his situation who would like to join me in my fantasy life of girls! girls! girls! The life that is worth selling your soul to the devil for.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-111013548326273360?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1109274872857913812005-02-24T11:53:00.000-08:002005-02-24T11:54:32.860-08:00No, I do NOT pick up girls in bars, on the internet, through personal ads or through dating services. Never in your life!<br /><br />Hi, I am Elvis Preston King I hold the world record of the most girlfriends of any man on the planet! I am an expert at picking up and seducing young girls. I seduce one to three new girls everyday of the year and I love it. I have over 1000 sexy young girlfriends (no Pros) 18 to 22 years old. I have slept with over 3000 girls. I am a 55 year old, average looking white man. I am also known as the senior playboy!<br /><br />However, I am NOT selling a book or a course on how to pick up girls. I am looking for ONE permanent, lifelong, buddy who LOVES girls, and who doesn’t get his fair share of girls. I do everything for you. I pick up the girls, and I seduce them for you, and your job is simply to make mad passionate love with girl after girl after girl! When I say I have had sex with more girls than Julio Iglesias, I am not joking. I truly hold the REAL world’s record of the most girlfriends of any man on earth! I have never slept with a prostitute in my life. Yes, I am the Playboy of Playboys, bar none. I do not use drugs. I drink very little. I smoke an occasional cigar. I have only one vice and that vice is beautiful young girls, girls and more girls! No bars, no internet crap, no dating services. We go out, you point to the girl your crazy about and I take it from there!<br /><br />I rarely do the traditional dating things such as restaurants, movies etc. I go straight to the bachelor pad and make love with my dream girls. I have too many girls to waste time going out for coffey or drinks or to restaurants and movies. Also in the city where I am living I can’t go out in public because it is embarrassing when girl after girl comes up to me thinking I am only hers. I go out of town with my top girls to exclusive beach resorts when I want to show off one of my 10’s!<br /><br />I developed a secret system through a lifetime of study and hard work to learn how to be the top guy in the world at picking up girls. I read every book on the subject. I practiced my art. I studied and I worked. Through trial and error I developed the best system in the world for picking up and seducing girls. God didn’t just hand me this talent or drop beautiful girls in my lap. I worked very hard for this accomplishment. Now I am the best in the world, literally. No man on earth has as many young sexy, beautiful girlfriends as I have. Alexander the Great never had it so good. My system will work anywhere in the world. So if you get bored with my favorite island. We can check out other exotic and interesting locations.<br /><br />To learn more about Elvis Preston King do a Google search or if you are “The Man” who truly loves girls and you are serious about really enjoying your life call Elvis right now at 809-581-8648 or email him at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-110927487285791381?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1108336814675490202005-02-13T15:19:00.000-08:002005-02-13T15:20:14.676-08:00The NEW King Elvis Preston King<br /><br />No Elvis is not a new rock and roll king. Elvis Aaron Presley still holds that crown.<br /><br />In ancient societies, kings had harems of beautiful young girls. In modern time in the year 2005 there is a New King. Elvis Preston King who has over 1000 beautiful young girlfriends.<br /><br />Elvis has done google searches that Sergy Brin and Larry Page wouldn’t know how to do to see if there is any one else on the planet who too has girlfriends galore. Only Elvis Preston King pops up in a google search.<br /><br />So far no one has stepped up to the plate to challenge Elvis for the Crown of the most girlfriends of any man on earth!<br /><br />Elvis’s chauffeur claims Elvis has 3000 girlfriend, but Elvis insists that he is broken up with the other 2000 girls. They caught him fooling around and left him high but NOT dry!<br /><br />Elvis has never slept with a prostitute in his life.<br /><br />Elvis has no buddies because he has spent his complete life chasing girls. Elvis has decided he would like one special buddy to share in his good fortune. Any Red Wests out there? What ever happened to Elvis Presley’s life long buddy Red West any way?<br /><br />The new King would like too meet Red West or maybe YOU….Could YOU be the lucky guy?<br /><br />So is Elvis a myth or does he really exist?<br /><br />If you are a girl crazy guy, young or old who can’t get your share of beautiful young girlfriends, you owe it to yourself to try to convince Elvis Preston King that you are “THE MAN!”<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-110833681467549020?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10683988.post-1107801526390825312005-02-07T10:32:00.000-08:002005-02-07T10:38:46.390-08:00 <br /> <br />How would you like to have 1000 girlfriends? <br /> <br />Common problems for older men who love young girls: Where to find them? How to pick them up? How to seduce them? <br /> <br />Are you a distinguished older gentleman who finds it difficult to pick up sexy young girls? Have you always loved sexy young, beautiful girls, but never got your fair share!! <br /> <br />“My name is Elvis Preston King. I am an expert at picking up and seducing young girls. I seduce one to three new girls practically everyday of the year and I love it. I have over 1000 sexy young girlfriends (no Pros) 18 to 22 years old. I love my top 100 girls! They are so exotic and beautiful! I am a 55 year old, average looking white man. I am also known as the Senior Playboy!” <br /> <br />The Senior Playboy has more young beautiful girlfriends than any man on the Planet! Totally verifiable!!! The average man would have to see it to believe it. <br /> <br />The Solution!!! <br /> <br />“I am looking for a permanent buddy who also loves lots of sexy, young, delicious dream girls. I lost my money in some bad investments and I simply don’t want to go back in business. I love my life and my early retirement and all of my dream girls. I am willing to share all my girlfriends sisters, cousins and their girlfriends, as well as pick up new girls everyday. If I can find another gentleman like me who also loves lots of girls. Which means you too will end up with over 1000 girlfriends! THE DEAL IS SIMPLE: I PICK UP THE GIRLS… YOU PICK UP THE TAB.” Elvis Preston King <br /> <br /> “I developed a secret system through a lifetime of study and hard work to learn how to be the top guy in the world at picking up girls. I read every book on the subject. I practiced my art. I studied and I worked. Through trial and error I developed the best system in the world for picking up and seducing girls. God didn’t just hand me this talent or drop beautiful girls in my lap. I worked very hard for this accomplishment. Now I am the best in the world, literally. No man on earth over 50 years old has as many young sexy, beautiful girlfriends as I have. Alexander the Great never had it so good. My system will work anywhere in the world. So if you get bored with my favorite island. We can check out other exotic and interesting locations.” Elvis~! <br /> <br />“I have a separate new bachelor pad just for entertaining our girls. I also have a secluded home where I rest when I want to take a break from my girls.” <br /> <br />Elvis has such a wonderful fantasy life that he does not want to go back in business. He is on a global search to find ONE senior bachelor sidekick who also would like to have 1000 young girlfriends. Or if you insist on the slightly older woman Elvis can certainly arrange that also. He has even hired a chauffeur who speaks seven languages. The chauffeur assists by answering phone calls from all the girls and arranges Elvis’s dates but Elvis selects and picks up all of his own girls! <br />The Guinness Book of World Records has been on Elvis’s trail but so far he has declined entry into the famous book. Elvis already has many fans as well as many envious people who can’t stand to see Elvis happy with all of his girls. All Western women, both young and old hate Elvis out of fear that their boyfriends and husbands might become acquainted with Elvis. <br /> <br />“My girls all have Hawaiian tans and big brown eyes with the exception of a few blonde girls that I have. The girls in my favorite exotic locations adore the older man. In fact, if your old, fat, and bald that helps! They prefer the older man that Western Girls wouldn’t give the time of day no matter how fat your wallet is. Unlike the culture of Western women who see youth as everything. Our maturity gives the girls a sense of security.” On the other hand there are many Western men who come to my favorite island and don’t get laid unless they pay a prostitute! <br /> <br />You simply have to know where to find the girls, how to pick them up and how to seduce them. Lucky for you, you have Elvis. That is if you don’t let another senior bachelor grab him off the market. Elvis’s services will not be available long. You are not the only man in the world who loves lots of young beautiful girls! Call Elvis now and discuss the details or you can buy yourself a copy of “Are You Lonesome to Night” by Elvis Presley and a bottle of President beer and keep living the way you are living now. Or get up out of that chair and call Elvis now. There is only one Elvis in the world now and if you want a chance to hang out with Elvis pick up the phone now and call him or email him. Just do it. Go ahead enjoy your life. Life isn’t forever and this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to live the fantasy life most men in the world will only dream about. <br /> <br />This offer is limited to only ONE GENTLEMAN. Will it be bachelor number 1? bachelor number 2? Or lucky bachelor number 3…YOU! <br /> <br />If you are “The Man” who truly loves lots of young, sexy women, you owe it to yourself to see if Elvis means every word that he is saying. See for yourself if he can back up every word! Your buddies back home will never believe your story once you decide to become the sidekick of the senior playboy, Elvis P. King. <br /> <br />PS If by chance you’re happy with your life or you have convinced yourself that you are happy with your life and if you’re not interested in hanging out with Elvis please pass this letter on to one of your friends who would enjoy the bachelor dream life. Good luck either way Buddy! <br /> <br />Sincerely, <br />Elvis Preston King <br />Email: seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com <br />Telephone: 809-581-8648 (my house) <br />809-570-5100 (the bachelor pad) <br />My chauffeur’s cellular is 809-459-2390 (His name is Alberto) <br />http://bachelortours.blogspot.com/ <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10683988-110780152639082531?l=seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02181996905750634011noreply@blogger.com2